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pickle up the ass

an adjetive describeing someone who spazes out or is up tight
"girl" STFU AND GIVE ME CHOCOLATE
"me" chaill bitch dou u got a pickle up you ass?
by SOMEONE September 26, 2004
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ass picker

one who picks their own ass or anothers, Jessie Jackson sticking his ass picking nose where it don't belong.
stinking with finger stuck in it a rectum is an ass picker
by Zaitsev September 16, 2008
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Ass prickle

Someone who is a complete idiot and records themselves on oovoo instead of actually webcamming with someone.
Matt: Jennah? Tara?! where are they.

Jonah: I dont know.
Matt: Oh.. were reording on oovoo,not on with them. im an ass prickle.
by Oovooidiots May 25, 2011
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ass picker

a person who goes 2 the restroom 2 make peanut butter n does not wipe his or her ass completely, allowing 4 peanut butter dingle berry's 2 form.
when naveed's ass itches he picks at it making him an ass picker
by erik packer November 29, 2007
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ass picker

a very thinly rolled marijuana joint.
"Yo dude... you think you put enough weed in that ass picker you rolled?"
by KillerMongaloid November 6, 2009
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Ass Picker

Someone who acknowledges all of their friends are on and refuses to get on. Also someone who says they're going to get on and never does.
Ethan wont get on because he's too busy picking his ass. Ethan is such an ass picker.
by hotelxx May 22, 2022
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Pickled ass

So as any of you who read this know im an ER doctor. And I've seen some shit but this takes the cake.
One night I'm in the ER and a woman comes in saying her butt hurts.
I say okay let me check you over.
I take her to a room and begin to look at her butt and at this point I could smell it.
It was a putrid smell of something pickled, rotting, or dead.
So I ask her has she eaten anything.
She says no.
I ask did you put something in your butt recently?
She says yes reluctantly.
Come to find out she had had fun with a pickle and never pulled it out. Instead it went further up her butt and was rotting.
After an hour and a very large bottle of magnesium citrate the rotted pickled probe came out.
After she left my nurse said it smelled like pickled ass. She had no clue how close she was.
Dear god Francis it smells like pickled ass in here!!!
by Dr. Francisco baker May 10, 2018
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