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Ass of Annabelle

Can be satisfied only by the dick of Alexei. As big as her titties
by no_names_here November 22, 2021
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ass of the track team

a person loved by all who TRULY know him/her and is put on this earth for the sole purpose of giving hilarious entertainment. often misunderstood at first, but given time, will win you over. falls a lot, can't seem to walk in a straight line without busting his/her ass. witty, comical, and often uses outdated phrases that no one gets but still gets a good laugh because of his/her apparent stupidity. made fun of constantly, but usually in a good natured way. this person will usually come off as a weirdo, outcast, loser, etc. but if you give them a chance, you will not regret it!
1. -hey look at that girl who just got hugged by a flannel-wearing bear and almost shit herself!
-yep, must be the ass of the track team.
2.-why is that girl carrying around a decrepit Navajo blanket?
-idk, must be the ass of the track team.
3.-"where the hell did Katie gallop off to?"
-"you're the fuckin ass of the track team, im right here, dumbass."
by aottt 0 August 5, 2010
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ass of champions

n. well rounded, pert buttocks, attached to slim, well-figured person, generally male.
Yo, man, in Norway we saw the ultimate death metal ass of champions. He looked like Cousin It, I swear, but dude, the ass, the ass!
by zooky June 8, 2004
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ass of fame

when a guy has your bootypics in his "my eyes only" you are in the ass of fame, kind of like the "hall of fame" you are in the ass of fame for your poppin pics
Kristina is in Joseph's ass of fame yo.
by ass of fame May 17, 2017
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ass of a teacher

That one teacher you have typically during middle school or high school who is a complete D bag
He what class do you have next?

Biology

What teacher ?

An ass of a teacher I don't know his name.
by The sonnyer June 5, 2018
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Ass of the Skunk

The term for when you consume additional cannabis as a remedy for the faded feeling after a high. Much akin to the "Hair of a Dog" or the "Tail of the dragon," which are two such equivalent phrases.
"Dude I got so high last night, luckily I totally had some more and I just gotta deal with the Ass of the Skunk now.
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The Vagina Ass of Lucifer Niggerbastard

A 68 page book written by Shawn Wunjo. Possibly the most vulgar book ever published, it is probably the closest one can get to a real-life Scrotie McBoogerballs.

Written based off an outline of the events of Virgil’s Aeneid scribbled on the back of a cocktail napkin by a drunk, it's actually nothing like the Aeneid at all. It’s more like the Odyssey, only more fucked up, more epic, and definitely more interesting to read.
An excerpt from "The Vagina Ass of Lucifer Niggerbastard":

"FUCK YOU AND YOUR GOAT-LOVING ANALSAUSAGE FUCK FACTORY!" Lucifer Niggerbastard screamed, giving the shape in the window a double-handed flip-off. Mr. Moneyballs could go fuck himself.
by Schniggedy Jones May 6, 2010
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