assnuts

The testicles that descend from one's anus.

Dan's assunts always get in the way during sex.

by Joseph K. Gunger September 30, 2003

assnuts

The area of the human male that contains the anus, testicles, and everything in between.

I bent over to get my ben and Dave kicked me right in the assnuts

by logan December 21, 2003

Assnuts

Someone you highly dislike. You think they're a dumbass

Hey assnuts what are you doing?

by Dumpster dude January 16, 2017

assnuts

A person who has had over nine cocks in their ass at once. Usually a male.

Jake Kelly is SUCH an assnuts!

by Anonymous February 27, 2003