ass jack

1.) A female most often a mother that spends their life dragging another female down to keep her from accomplishing everything she couldn't

2.) A completely useless tool
1.) I can't believe her mother is such a ass jack, She ruined that girls life before she had a chance
2.) She serves about as much purpose as an ass jack
by Bigmike13 May 10, 2022
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Ass-jack

Eeeeeee! That's the noise that ass jack makes. shhhpth
by cactus bunch August 03, 2003
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Ass-Jack

A person that is such a douche that they will yell at a kid even if it's not their kid. Its basically a Jackass but if a person who isnt good at english said it
Oy! that teacher who yelled at my little Manwell is such an Ass-Jack! Now i will throw a burrito at his car!
by tojo le mucho madre November 04, 2009
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Ass Jacked

to unwillingly participate in the act of anal intercourse, or, to have your shit pushed in,
my homie went to prison and got ass jacked!
man i think someone ass jacked me at that party the other night
by niggjoo January 30, 2006
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ass jack-o-lantern

the term ass jack-o-lantern is a somewhat more clever and (perhaps?) less childish way to call someone a butthead. it also implies that the person has a nasty face and is an enormous creeper (both of which are qualities possessed by a halloween jack-o-lantern)
the ass jack-o-lantern dated the girl that was way too good for him and wore a stupid hawaiian shirt.
by My Aim Is True August 18, 2008
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ass of Jack

another, nicer way of calling someone a jackass
by crowgrl13 August 06, 2008
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jack ass

1. a very foolish or stupid person.

2. a species of donkey.
Jim is such a jack ass.
by reddy123 October 13, 2007
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