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Ass-Basket 

A person that is such an ass as to comprise an entire basket of asses.
Bob: Your boss made you work late again?
Dave: Yeah, my boss is a real ass-basket!
Ass-Basket by Larry Nathan April 29, 2008

basket ass

when you shove basketballs into your asshole to shit them out again on snapchat.
Sean: look at this girl doing basket ass
Xavier: Bro WTf is wrong with you?
basket ass by Xman_Slayer November 7, 2019

Ass Basketry 

n. 1. the characteristic behaviors of Ass Baskets;

2. the practice of weaving hand baskets from hairs plucked off of and around the anus, combined with those shaved from the buttocks proper;

3. any behavior that might otherwise be described as frontin', hatin', posing, stoolin', perpetratin'
I'm about to kick that prick to the curb, cause he's a master of Ass Basketry.

Damn. I bought my lady a handbag for our anniversary. That pooch cost several hundy cause the designer is a virtuoso of Ass Basketry.
Ass Basketry by Maestro41 October 16, 2011

ass baskett 

1:someone whom is an irrational ass hole.

2:someone whom has crapped their pants has also made an ass basket
"damnit man, for the last time, lemmings are not trying to hump your leg, ya ass baskett..
ass baskett by phillanthro May 20, 2009

Basketball ass 

Firm,round,nice,perfect ass that looks like a basketball.
She's got a nice basketball ass for a white girl
Basketball ass by Ruy Blas July 6, 2014

Basketball ass 

A smelly, sweaty, stank ass.
You ain't getting in my bed with that basketball ass! You needs to shower fool!