asian fury

a brief moment of bi-polarness of extreme rage against another.
only available to asians and part asians.

TJ-"Erik, that Tyler Hill kid keeps talking to your girl."
ERIK-"Cunt nipple dick! fuck him dude im going to use my asian fury and molest him with my fucking anus, BREEEE RARWWWW!"

by libby laaa my wang bitch October 24, 2007

Asian Fart

A liquid, not a gas

After my first three days in Bangkok, I was blowing asian farts so often that I ran out of clean underwear

by undiesj October 12, 2011

Asian Fever

A condition which strikes mostly males. The symptoms of this condition include a longing for companionship and sexual pleasure from Asian women. Sufferers of this condition will show agressive tendencies that will cause them to act goofy around any girl with almond-shaped eyes, black hair, and exhibiting any kind of other supposed stereotype about Asian women. Because of cultural differences, however, most sufferers of Asian Fever are never cured.

After leaving the motherland, I had my own bout with Asian Fever when I returned to the states, but I got over it.

by Not so super DJ Gennady February 17, 2003

asian failing

a term used for a good grade, such as a b+, but it still wont land you in stanford

also used to describe the situation an asian is in when they say the words "im like failing"

this grade would be considered good, if not acceptable for any other race, excluding indians and russians

im like failiing, said suzy after she saw teh 87 on her test

sam asian failed is test with a b+, insuring he will only go to a state university, rather than an ivy league school

by dirk lance August 16, 2005

Asian fail

any grade under 90

Asian kid:"Mom, I asian failed my test"
Asian mom: "what did you get?"
Asian kid: "An 88"

by holler8888889 January 17, 2009

Asian Force

The force that all asian descendants carry internally. When those of non-Asian descent are not around, the asian descendants are able to utilize this said force, and perform stunning feats of acrobatics and intelligence. Said to be able to predict the future and have X-Ray vision, this Asian force is subtle and hidden.

Ben's asian force saw through Chris' clothes.
That's not fair! Ben used his Asian force to do his homework!

by Agnes Treble June 9, 2007

asian failing

In other words, any grade other than an A+

Daniel Kim: Duuude, I'm sooo dead when my parentals see my report card!!!

Peter Jones: Why man? You're lowest grade was an A-!

Daniel Kim: You white people are never gonna get it.

by jonron556 September 14, 2005