Asian

Sometimes, what we are just might be a good excuse for everything...

Boyfriend: Why was that 40 year old guy talking to you?!?
Girl: Uh, probably because I'm Asian?
Boyfriend: Ha ha, oh! I get you. Asian fever. Heh heh.

by Banana Fone August 19, 2008

Asian

only the smartest people on earth duh

person A : hey are you asian too?
person B : HELL YEAH
person a and b later figured out a formula to end global warming

by theboredguydownthestreet June 22, 2010

Asian

The smartest race on earth.

All the whiz kids in my class are all Asians.

by Mi Pianist December 25, 2010

Asian

What's with all the bullshit about us not being able to drive? Have you been to Asia and seen all the drivers? Damn right Americans, we drive a hell of a lot better than you.

Jim : Who's that driving at 120 and still being able to stay on the road?

Bill : That's an Asian.

by Fuck life. Fuck you. March 1, 2011

Asian

Badass!

Have you played that new video game? It's so Asian!

by SethPwns February 20, 2010

Asian

stereotyped to be smart and are secretly and slowly taking of the Earth right now

An Asian getting a B is like getting a F.

by Bink66 January 1, 2016

Asian

A person born in Asia. Usually has slanted eyes but not all the time. They are sometimes known as "yellow". They do get good grades though, because their parents will kill them if they get a B(in 50% of cases, because asian parents want their kids to get a good future). For them; A=acceptable, B= banned, C= chopstick spanking, D=Dumpling Death, and F=**** . They are typically good kids who work hard and get a good job. Many stereotypes about them are somewhat true but do not apply to all of them.

Asian
Mrs. Hyun Jung oon: ''What did you get on your test?''
Hyun Jung oon: "uhh, a D"
Mrs. Hyun Jung oon: "Son, do you want to DIE''

by yah bruh January 27, 2015