Asheville Polyamory

Where a couple is polyamorous until one partner actually has sex with another partner. Then heads roll.

"Yeah, they said they had an open relationship, but it was Asheville Polyamory."

by Cordial Spirits October 16, 2009

Asheville Curse

The given name to the effect that moving to Asheville, NC has on any unknowing individual. It completely reverses high hopes and aspirations into a complete and total acceptance of mediocrity. The unknowing victim is completely ok with this transformation

Only those who have moved away understand its effects and become immune to the curse.

I had a 3.5 GPA in high school and acceptance to college, but I think working at Office Max for the rest of my life is fine with me. I have succumbed to the Asheville Curse.

by The Real Shocky January 5, 2012

Asheville High School

A school in Asheville that has a retarded snow make-up policy.

Person 1: I go to asheville high school and we missed a week of school due to "snow." Now we have no spring break and school on saturdays.

Person 2: That sucks!

by boredinfrench January 21, 2011

Ashelin Praxis

Extremely attractive woman in the Video Game "Jak II." Both Jak and Daxter fall for her over the top breast size, though Kiera discourages their lust.She just so happens to be the daughter of Baron Praxis

"Jak II"

by Addict February 4, 2004

asheiji

A ship name for the two "lovers" Ash and Eiji from the anime, Banana Fish (which you can watch on amazon prime).

Person 1: "Bro im thinkin bout asheiji rn"
Person 2: "What the hell is that?"
Person 1: "Something you'd never understand smh"

by Ur mom but better June 9, 2020

Getting Ashevilled

You have to live in the city of Asheville, North Carolina for this to apply. Getting Ashevilled describes when you were trying to have anything done with your home especially. It is when you expect someone to come out and give you an estimate and they don't show up, when they do show up and say they'll send you an estimate but you never get it, or when they show up and give you an estimate, but they still don't show up to do the work.

I was expecting someone to come over and give me an estimate for my leaking roof. I called three people and none of them have shown up. That sucks. We just call that getting Ashevilled. You'll get used to it.

by Always Be Frank December 22, 2021

Asheville High School

Asheville High school is a unique school made up of various types of kids, all together making yet another diversified quality of Asheville. Equally populated with nerds, jocks, homosexuals, freaks, hippies, artists and a significant amount of potheads; Asheville High school is a great example of one of the more "ghetto" schools in the Western part of North Carolina. The school building actually is very castle-like, resembling some of the better parts of the Biltmore house, and rumor has it that the school is haunted by a student who used to go to school there a long time ago. (Really, look it up on the news) Asheville High has a bad-ass rep for being one of the coolest schools around to be a part of. Go Asheville High Cougars!

-Hey dude, let's go smoke some shit some place cool.
-Yeah, man. Asheville High school!

by Student from AHS March 3, 2011