When you intentionally eat something that will cause you to forcefully evacuate your bowels. Leaving you feeling fresh and cleaned out.
by Dirty_Ferg March 6, 2021
Get the Assting mug.Augustine is the best guy you'll ever meet if you're lucky. You'll believe happiness is attainable when you're with him. He is a lover of all things; such as his family, friends, animals, etc. He is an artistic and lively guy, and his good energy is bound to spread to you and put a smile on your face. He is extremely protective over his friends, and will never hesitate to help someone out. An Augustine is the type of guy that once you meet, you'll know you need to keep him. You want to always have him in your life, because you know life will be better with him in it, and if he's happy, you're happy.
Nobody is perfect, but you'll believe he is.
Nobody is perfect, but you'll believe he is.
An Augustine is a best friend or whatever
by TryAndFindThis November 5, 2018
Get the Augustine mug.Augustine's laws were a series of tongue in cheek aphorisms put forth by Norman Ralph Augustine, an American aerospace businessman who served as Under Secretary of the Army from 1975 to 1977. In 1984 he published his laws. The book and several of the laws were the topic of an article in Sound and Vibration magazine in March 2012. His most cited law is number 16, which shows that defense budgets grow linearly but the unit cost of a new military aircraft grows exponentially.
“In the year 2054, the entire defense budget will purchase just one tactical aircraft. This aircraft will have to be shared by the Air Force and Navy 3 days each per week except for leap year, when it will be made available to the Marines for the extra day.“ - Augustine’s law’s: XVI
by yyuryyubicuryy4me July 14, 2018
Get the Augustine’s law’s mug.The name is mostly common in South America, like Argentina and Uruguay. It is also common in Italy. About most of the Uruguayans have Italian blood, so its passed on.
Girls that are named are usually inspirational, they are dreamers,adventurous, they also love the excitement.
Also are commonly known to have big butts, or close to it.
I would suggest to become very good friends with a person like that, because they never give up on their friends, and they are very moving. At the end they are beautiful people.
Girls that are named are usually inspirational, they are dreamers,adventurous, they also love the excitement.
Also are commonly known to have big butts, or close to it.
I would suggest to become very good friends with a person like that, because they never give up on their friends, and they are very moving. At the end they are beautiful people.
Agustina: "Perfect Ass of the Year".
by whatsgoingon April 12, 2009
Get the Agustina mug.Agustina is a short girl who just wants to feel loved.Girl who wears large sweatshirts to feel safe from the world around her. girl who jokes about having depression or anxiety but actually believes having them. She often says "friends" to people close to her but she does not really feel that way. She cries because she wants to have friends but she does not feel like talking to someone. is depressed by feeling depressed. her smile takes you to another world. she feels insecure about her body but the truth is that she is sexy.
by Crazy_banana19y6 April 29, 2018
Get the Agustina mug.Standing next to an Agustin is like being Steve Urkel standing next to Sam Jackson. You just don't compare. Agustin is at the new frontier of Awesome, battling the hordes from the land of Wannabe.
God loves Agustin. When Agustin prays, God makes popcorn, with extra blessings of butter. When Agustin gives thanks, God sends him You're Welcome cards in the mail.
God loves Agustin. When Agustin prays, God makes popcorn, with extra blessings of butter. When Agustin gives thanks, God sends him You're Welcome cards in the mail.
by TheMeaty February 3, 2010
Get the Agustin mug.The phenomenon of people condemning vices they have indulged in themselves already, and since given up. Inspired by the _Confessions_ of Augustine (417 CE), in which Augustine describes his career path and then denouces the things he did to get to where he is.
WHY IT'S BAD
With SAS, the perpetrator has received the BENEFITS of a particular vice. It could consist of sleeping one's way to the top, or lying a lot, or getting divorced, or indulging a vice until it gets tiresome. At that point the perpetrator makes a big display out of quitting the vice and condemning it publicly. It's like climbing a ladder out of a ditch and then pulling the ladder up so others can't get out of the ditch; and to add insult to injury, the perpetrator ridicules the desire to use the ladder.
Like other forms of hypocrisy, it's destructive because it enforces stupid social codes. If the social codes were right all along, then the perpetrator should not get off the hook for violating them, but, in effect, he gets praise for having done so (and having "kicked the habit"). If the codes were wrong, then they should be confronted . And finally, it's bad because it creates a meritocracy of bullshit.
WHY IT'S BAD
With SAS, the perpetrator has received the BENEFITS of a particular vice. It could consist of sleeping one's way to the top, or lying a lot, or getting divorced, or indulging a vice until it gets tiresome. At that point the perpetrator makes a big display out of quitting the vice and condemning it publicly. It's like climbing a ladder out of a ditch and then pulling the ladder up so others can't get out of the ditch; and to add insult to injury, the perpetrator ridicules the desire to use the ladder.
Like other forms of hypocrisy, it's destructive because it enforces stupid social codes. If the social codes were right all along, then the perpetrator should not get off the hook for violating them, but, in effect, he gets praise for having done so (and having "kicked the habit"). If the codes were wrong, then they should be confronted . And finally, it's bad because it creates a meritocracy of bullshit.
A good example of St Augustine's Syndrome is Doctor Laura Schlessinger, the evangelical talk radio host who climbed her way to the top, divorced, and then renounced feminism. Many putative sages are famous for having had, earlier in their lives, immense amounts of sex with numerous partners, only to renounce the ways of the flesh and denounced materialistic society.
by Abu Yahya March 21, 2010
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