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Timmy: Erm well, I don't think that's the question we should be asking.
Teacher: Answer the question Timmy.
Timmy: My position on this has always been clear, the answer isn't important. What is important is how we ask the question.
Teacher: FFS Timmy. What is 2+2? It isn't rocket science.
Timmy: Well, erm, it's about 12 when I last checked.
Teacher: 12? Are you sure,?
Timmy: Sorry, erm, yes, I mean 12 is an answer to a question that I might het asked and j think.it's important that we acknowledge that.
Teacher: Fuck me Timmy, you're such a Dianne Abbott.
Timmy: Erm well, I don't think that's the question we should be asking.
Teacher: Answer the question Timmy.
Timmy: My position on this has always been clear, the answer isn't important. What is important is how we ask the question.
Teacher: FFS Timmy. What is 2+2? It isn't rocket science.
Timmy: Well, erm, it's about 12 when I last checked.
Teacher: 12? Are you sure,?
Timmy: Sorry, erm, yes, I mean 12 is an answer to a question that I might het asked and j think.it's important that we acknowledge that.
Teacher: Fuck me Timmy, you're such a Dianne Abbott.
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The term to describe any breach of human rights in Australia under the current Federal Government is also known as 'Abbotting'.
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The decision meant that about two dozen week-old marriages have no legal effect.
About 20 couples were married to date under the ACT's laws, and their marriages are now considered as not being legal.'
The term to describe any breach of human rights in Australia under the current Federal Government is also known as 'Abbotting'.
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