ASAF

An acronym for the phrase: As Soon As Fuck. Similar to ASAP but way faster.

(ex) Bitch, make me a sandwich and I'll need it ASAF

by CASHVA3 September 5, 2012

ASAF

As soon as fuck or expediting an either understood or specified action.

I’ll be there ASAF.

by STATT DUNDREWS March 12, 2019

ASAF

As soon as finished

I'll return to work asaf.

by 89Duck June 14, 2020

Asaf Master

Absolute legend, master of his craft. Unusually good at video game "Mine Craft," has managed to break the game's code and managed to fly! An Asaf Master is a person who is suspiciously sus.

Asaf Master fly!

by FortniteGamer711 March 4, 2021

Asaf

Anal Succulents Are Flammable

Hey Alan what does Asaf mean?

It’s bad enough to have succulents in your ass, but the knowledge that those succulents are flammable reminds you that, at any moment, a small anal fissure can become explosive at an iHOP.

by itzikmodagov December 26, 2021