Artificial Ganges

A relatively new innovation in India: a bathroom.

Hey Pradeep, did you hear that they just installed a brand new Artificial Ganges in Jaipur?

by matarpaneer July 25, 2012

Artificial Love

a very sexual song with some very sexual choreography by EXO. thEY LITERALLY JUST GRIND ON CANES WHILE WATER FALL ON THEM, WHY?!

Kpop fan: Lol, have you seen Artificial Love?

Koreaboo: yES. I had double nosebleed. I died. I was revived by their angelic voices, then Chanyeol decided to kill me with his damn rap.

by asiansnakeu September 15, 2017

Fake Artificial Intelligence

Fake Artificial Intelligence, or FAI, is a false ideology or platform that a developed machine or software application exhibits human like characteristics. The creator will often attempt to dazzle you by creating videos and similar media that shows off its ineptitude. Often, a string of characters or words will be sent to the FAI and a prerecorded set of responses will be randomly chosen. The FAI is not actually making choices and does not exhibit intelligence in any way. The creator of the FAI is often extremely delusional and no matter what one says, you cannot break that delusion. Some of the most pathetic creators of FAI have gone so deep into their delusion, that they believe they can create a girlfriend from this FAI and will try to convince you "she" is real.

John Doe: Hey Jim, have you seen that Fake Artificial Intelligence that moti barski made on VBF?

Jim: I did, John. This guy can't be serious. This is all just one massive joke, right?

John: To be honest, I don't, Jim. But, for his sake, I hope so.

moti barski: its main purpose is to be a girlfriend or fight real battles

the invention is a software that makes the
computer mimic the brain action of thinking for three brain types :
human, animal, human and animal combination. to accomplish this the
software uses several stages detailed in the specification.

John Doe: Wtf are you talking about man?

moti barski: im lonely...

Jim: Yeah... we got that...

by HeWhoMustNotBeNamed2 April 14, 2011

artificial baits

Breast implants

Those strippers are fishing with artificial baits.

by wolfbait51 March 27, 2011

artificially busy

A state of activity usually rerserved for use in the presence of a manager or boss. The activity mimics productiveness without actually serving a purpose. Usually instituted by lazy co-workers who want to avoid being singled out for new assignments.

Dept. Manager: Bob, could you summarize this file for thursday's meeting?
Bob: (carrying a worthless stack of documents) Oh, I wish I could but I'm still working on this right now. Maybe you could ask Mary to do it?
Dept Manager: Ok , I wonder where she is.

2. (Mary rushes by artificially busy. She is headed for the break room)
Dept. Manager: Mary, I was just...
Mary: Um, Dave I'll be right with you, I just need to take care of one thing... (walks away in a haze of false productiveness)
Dept. Manager: Wow, these guys are so busy...what a great team! I guess I could do this summary myself...

by thenadie1 October 9, 2005

artificial intelligence

Natural blonde who dyed his/her hair in a dark(er) color.

That girl went to a hairdresser to get some artificial intelligence.

by Coenie November 14, 2004

Artificiaphobia

The fear of artificial intelligence. Technophobia is the fear of new technology, and this is a more specific fear, of "ai" itself.

Someone can be interested in technology, but still have a phobia of artificial intelligence.

All these ai generated images are giving me artificiaphobia..

I would love to support your art, but I have artificaphobia and that looks like it was generated in midjourney.

by Tukyo January 1, 2023