Armpit 

Something someone sniffs and scratches daily, usually covered in a forest of fur. Rubbing it in mayo makes a desirable aroma permeate the surrounding area.

Hi Jessica. Yo armpit so smelly. Can i slap ur butt?
Thanks mom and yes
*spank*
ur so black

Armpit by Loser Jessica September 29, 2013

armpit 

1. An unfavorable place or region, a backwater or insignificant place. A dive or undesriable business or establishment. 2. A bad part of something. 3. The worst part of a bad thing or place.

Oklahoma is the armpit of the midwest.

armpit by Big Rob August 26, 2004

armpit 

A term used to speak about sex when trying to disguise that you are talking about sex. "Armpitting" can also be visually depicted by making a fist and rubbing it in and out on your opposite side armpit.

"Eh, eh , eh???"(while making the armpit sign)

armpit by tank*knowledge January 10, 2009

armpit 

A flea breeding ground

May the fleas out 1000 camals infest your armpits!

armpit by Camal Boy October 18, 2003

armpit 

Synonym used to describe less desirable areas of the United States. A terrible place. The state of Ohio, (ah-huy-ah).

1. Ohio is certainly the armpit of the nation.

armpit by Hoyt Ledger September 15, 2008

armpit 

Something i know you wish you could lick, but never got the chance to.

Guy number 1: Hey bro can i get a lick of your armpit
Guy number 2: WHAT THE FUCK GET OUT OF MY HOUSE WHO ARE YOU
Guy number 1: Come on, just one little lick
*calls the police*
Police: 911 what is your emergency?
Guy number 2: HELP, a man broke into my house and wants to lick my armpit
Police: Deal with it asshole

*hangs up*
the End

armpit by im a pancake November 8, 2022

Armpit 

Another name for an excuse, because while everybody has armpits/excuses, they all stink.

I don't mean to be an armpit, but my shoulder kinda hurts...

I don't care if you didn't do your homework, stop being an armpit!

Armpit by Yobob June 21, 2010