Armadillo

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by Dillo September 29, 2003

Armadillo

adj.

Incredibly lame, sad, ugly, stupid.

"As usual the ninjas were being armadillo"

by Motown March 31, 2004

armadillo

South American insectivorous mammal. Has tough 'armour plates' that protect it from attack. Some varieties can roll into a ball and be completely protected.
As far as I know, not interested in lesbians at all.

"hey, what's that weird looking animal with the armour?"
"an armadillo of course"

by Jo May 2, 2004

armadillo

Curling into a fetus position in a fight, lookign sort of like an armodillo. Usually one shouts "Please don't hurt me." repetitively while in the position.

"Yo man, what's this guy doin? He said he wants to fight but he just dropped into the armadillo."

by homebroslice24 March 8, 2010

Armadilloing

The act of curling up into a ball due to severe period cramps

"Hey where's Jen?"
"Oh I'd leave her alone for a while. Last I saw she was armadilloing"

by Eye of the Tiger July 25, 2013

Armadilloed

Armadilloed - when someone is shoved in a corner in a moving elevator and dry humped or assaulted with someone's gyrating butt or genitals.
(As if they are trying to enthusiastically burrow into you like an armadillo.)

Man, I was headed back from lunch and got Armadilloed again in the elevator by Brian.

by BDWils-69 September 7, 2015

armadillo

A person particularly skilled in basketball. Associated with being very agressive.
Stemming from the habit an armadillo has of rolling up into a ball, which looks significantly like a basketball.

Gosh, those gals that schooled us at pick-up sure were some armadillos.

by Grace Madeline July 16, 2008