Aristedes

A St. Christopher's Student with a heart of gold. He is one of THE MOST UNDERSTANDING GUYS on earth. Although some believe him to be stalking his first true love, Sarah*, He isn't and she STILL LOVES HIM TOO! However Aristedes, or as most know him Ari is currently single while Sarah gets her life in order so she can get into a good college.

*indicates name change for personal safety

Sarah: Ari I Love You but I got to get into college
Ari: No problem I totally understand, you just tell me when you have your life in order. *winks*

by Satan's Chaos January 26, 2005

Aristides Skordas

He is a Greek man who lives in sandwich projects. He has butterfingers because he always fumbles. His accomplice is Owen enshrine. His first words were "Giannis Antekoumpo"

Aristides Skordas is a fumble God. He doesn't get with any hoes

by TeddyGainmz May 31, 2023

Aristidis

He is a very good looking and sexy guy, with a big dick. Also he cares about others and he is funny because he can't stop making jokes about every little thing.He is a sexmacine that's why girls fall for him all the time.He is always the hottest person in the room

Person A:Do u know that guy Aristidis.

Person B:Ohhh! yeah the hot one .

by Smith the big guy November 20, 2021

Aristidis

Pronounced 'a- rizz- sti- this'
Person with no rizz whatsoever, who thinks they have chances with women.

-Aristidis didn't come to Nick's birthday to go out with two girls.
-Man, how typical of Aristidis.

by GeorgeKan24 April 19, 2023

Aristidis Mason

A guy who prefers a bit a privacy, mind not looking him up?

Person 1: I love stalking Aristidis Mason
Person 2: Im going to report you to the police

by TheGuyInDaCorner November 20, 2023