Argus

A fat piece of shit who is from Montreal Quebec. He does not workout he does not leave the house and all he is sleep eat and play video games. He has no job and lives n his mom’s basement . He is a pathological liar who talks shit about everyone . He is a mommas boy with no future . If you run into him he’s a con artist .

I asked Argus to visit me but he’s too lazy to leave the house . !

by Argus. Asshole May 6, 2024

argus's ass

A description of any nasty {mung} encrusted oriface. A crusty crevice. A bunghole of the most porcine or bovine caliber. A most uninviting love canal.

Origin: A Pekanese dog named Argus in Hicksville, Long Island in the late 1960's. Had a hideous ass and was not the least bit asshamed of it.

Well I bent over in my tight bathing suit and I could tell by their expressions that I was showing them an Argus's ass.

by Roseanne LeVitre October 15, 2005

Argus-eyed

1.
Being vigilant; referring to the Greek military watchman with a hundred eyes.

2.
Having eyes that spell out "Argus". It has to be pink. If it is blue, it is called tookie manookie eyes.

3.
Only wanting to be with a man named Argus. Such as Persephone, from Percy Jackson. This is according to Grover, in an easter egg.

She's Argus-eyed, not arrie-eyed, Karen.
Her eyes spell out Argus, so she's Argus-eyed.
Persephone was Argus-eyed.

by MakiMura April 24, 2019

Argus Retinal Prosthesis

A medical device designed to provide limited vision to individuals with severe retinal degenerative conditions.

So, does the Argus Retinal Prosthesis fix your retina or does it fix your retina, but your retinal disorder will come back after it wears off.

by Overall1728 September 23, 2023

Captain Argus

slang term for marijuana

Pass me some Captain Argus, will ya?

by Sinker November 28, 2003

Mrs. Argus

Mrs. Argus is the most unique person out there. She is a perfect example of what a wife should be. She loves unconditionally, will support you through thick and thin, she will laugh at your jokes, and help you come back to reality when you are too far in the clouds.

My woman is a Mrs. Argus.

by Mrs. Argus November 6, 2017

Circular Argument

An argument that goes nowhere. Though a person believes he or she is arguing a point, the argument does not progress because the individual provides the same point for the effect as he/she does for the cause (i.e., the effect is just the cause stated in different words). In short, what is given as the effect is already made obvious--either overtly or implicitly--by the supporting reason provided.

To say, "I didn't like that movie because it was really bad," is to provide a premise in support of the opinion that goes without saying. It goes without saying that if one does not like the movie, he/she will not believe the movie is good. Likewise, statements such as "I am Bainz, so I am drunk," "I enjoy listening to music when I study because music helps me to study," and "I wear Fant-Ho shades because they're the best shades" are equally circular in nature. A true argument would supply support that explains WHY Bainz is always drunk, HOW music helps the person's study habits, and WHAT makes Fant-Ho shades better than other brands.

Dumb people write circular arguments.

Swain stated the obvious when he made the circular argument, "I am Swain; therefore, I am a clown-bitch." I was like, duh!

by P'tainz August 18, 2013