arboursexual

Someone who enjoys sexual relations with foliage.

"I have sap on my hands!" he said after fondling the cedar.
"You filthy arboursexual!!" I replied.

by Beth, Matt October 31, 2005

abrosexual but bad

I wanted to do the abrosexual one but couldn’t because there was already a definition for it so I will tell you

your sexuality is a liquid

“I found out I’m abrosexual”
“oh no its 100° celsius rn”
“oh no my sexualityyyyyyyyyyy”

get it because 100° celsius if the evaporation point of water and abrosexual means that your sexuality is a liquid

also I have to include the word in the name so

abrosexual but bad

by give me vagina June 24, 2022

Abrosexual

fellow watermelons.

person 1: I have a sexuality crisis like every day
person 2: you may be a watermelon
person 1:what?
person 2: the abrosexual flag looks like a watermelon

by invisible cat is not visible October 9, 2022

AroAsexual

A person who does not have a romantic or intimate attraction to anyone, people often say these people are loveless beings but THEY CAN STILL FEEL LOVE okay. They can love their family but they do not feel the need to be in a romantic relationship, as an AroAsexual I wouldn't say I like it when people say we are loveless or cannot exist.

I am AroAsexual :)

by Know your pop culture 0789 June 22, 2022

Argosexual

Someonone who is sexually attracted to both genders but prefers men

Dan is argosexual, not gay!

by Argosexual123 October 23, 2017

questioning abrosexual

it’s abrosexual but you’re having even more of a crisis then you did before you found out you were abrosexual

“oh fuck no”
“what’s wrong”
“idk if I’m abrosex-“
you fuckinf dumbass you’re 𝕢𝕦𝕖𝕤𝕥𝕚𝕠𝕟𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕒𝕓𝕣𝕠𝕤𝕖𝕩𝕦𝕒𝕝

omfg saying it with a font doesn't count so I gotta do this stupid thing

questioning abrosexual

by give me vagina June 24, 2022

Abrosexual

a very very cool person (you now owe anybody that identifies as an abrosexual person, 100 dollars.)

Abro: i need 100 bucks desperately.
Friend: dude thats insane, i can’t help you.
Abro: but dawg, im an abrosexual!
Friend: oh pardon me im so sorry *hands over 100 dollars in cash*

by gihunsexy December 12, 2022