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arachnassassin

Designated spider-killer in a home.
My wife can't stand bugs, so I am the house's arachnassassin.
by vbartilucci June 10, 2010
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arachnaphobia

Is when your scared of spiders
I have a arachnaphobia of spiders
by TazeGodz May 23, 2016
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Arachnisuckin'

At the family gathering, the baby was arachnisuckin'.
by AndromedaNL June 23, 2023
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Arachnamalia

Arachnamalia - A highly evolved state of Arachnophobia in which fear has long since been overcome. The sight of spiders now triggers an almost inhuman predatory response where the subject will wait patiently, ignoring all else and becoming hyper aware until the spider reappears and the subject obliterates it from existence quickly, silently, and efficiently. After the kill, subject may wear a slightly crazed look and silently gloat to themselves. It is assumed that this response releases a dosage of dopamine in the subjects brain making this new behavior highly addictive.
John is sitting quietly at his computer looking at some internet porn when out of his peripheral he spots a spider. His Arachnamalia quickly takes over. He silently stalks it and with the nearest flat object, he ends its life instantly. He observes his new kill with crazed interest.
by Marze September 30, 2009
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arach-nads

spidermans testicles

pender has a pair of hairy arach-nads that she duct-tapes to her barse
my arach-nads are tingling.
by Ladddi tReilly August 7, 2004
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Arachnids

"Arachnids"
"What a bitch"
by Frick, bitch November 22, 2019
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Arachnaberries

The fuzzy egg casings left by spiders that are found whenever furniture is moved. Most often discovered when your hand touches one as you pick up the furniture
As an arachnaphobe it is always troubling to move furniture and be confronted with having to touch or sweep away the arachnaberries that have been left behind like a spectral, ghostly vineyard
by SMU cyclist December 15, 2015
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