April 9

Pentagram day!
People born on this day tend to be a bit more demonic, so drawing a good ol' pentagram will help them get their soul back

Bro, it's April 9, we gotta get started on our pentagrams!

by Gorlgorl365 October 15, 2019

April 9

Ask your mum to cook your fav food day

Son:mum it’s April 9
Mum: yeah,I know!
Son:cook me RAMEN!

by Akin okami December 10, 2019

April 9

National dark humor day the person born in this day is most likely to take after ther father more than the mother and is very funny with dark humor

Yo it's April 9 let's make dark humored jokes

by Billy Bob Joe Mcgee November 3, 2019

April 9

Tell your friend who wants to fuck you, “to go fuck off” day.

Hey Dan, “I know I’m hot, but you’re married, so fuck off!”

April 9

by windsockwilly April 8, 2021

April 9

National Send your gf neckpics day!

Hey john its April 9! that means you have to send me neck pics!

by Dolll666 April 9, 2021

April 9

National Donkey Day!

The day that the first donkey was seen in America.

What’s so special about April 9th?

It’s a day that u celebrate all those donkeys out there.

by Ps170schools July 7, 2021

April 9

National Quit playing and fuck her day.

OH SHIT it’s April 9! So.. you tryna-?

by TTEENNEESSEESSHHIITTBBAABBYY April 3, 2021