April 18

National Get on Your Knees and Suck my Dick Day

Bro 1: Hey what's up
Bro 2: You already know it's April 18th
Bro 1: Oh no...
Bro 2: Get on your knees and suck my dick, bro

by liamtaliano April 12, 2019

April 18

National eat a bag of lays infront of your best friend

Guy 1: Hey!
Guy 2: *eats a bag of lays*

Guy 1: What?
Guy 2: Its April 18

Guy 1: What is April 18?

Guy 2: *continues eating*

by Jaxie Baxie April 17, 2022

April 18

National slap a homophobic/transphobic/rasist!

Tyler:Ew! Your gay!
Sally:*slaps Tyler*
Tyler:Ow why did you do that?!
Sally:It’s April 18, National slap a homophobic day!

by Haterofhomophics March 24, 2021

April 18

It is national horny day grad dick, tittie , pussy,and slap butt day so be ready

April 18 is be as horny as you want and grad anything you want day

by Hi list April 13, 2019

April 18

ON THIS DAY THE KINDEST,NICEST,LOYALEST , INDEPENDENT & BEAUTIFUL PERSON WAS BORN, THIER ARE THE REALEST PERSON WILL HAVE ON YOUR SIDE & THIER ARE BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE INSIDE & OUT , NO MATTER WHAT THIER ALWAYS WILL HAVE A GOOD HEART ,

GIRL 1 : “ ITS APRIL 18 “

GIRL 2 : “ I KNOW ITS THE MOST KINDEST PERSON BIRTHDAY “

by TAY❤️ June 26, 2021

April 18

These people are bold and fiery. They are the hottest people you will meet and you are lucked if you manage to catch their attention. There is one huge draw back though; daddy issues. Good luck getting past their personal walls put up. Never get on their bad side though. You will regret ever crossing these people because their boldness can lead to trouble.

“She must be on April 18 with that attitude”

by Thedefinitionmaster November 24, 2021

April 18

The day Kourtney Kardashian was born.

Why was I born in April 18???

by Twight0931 February 13, 2017