applecxder

you thought it was gonna say most sexy

they just got tricked (applecxder)

by funnyladywoo May 19, 2021

Midwestern Hilter Apple Cider 360 Surprise

The act of time traveling to the year Hitler was born wearing a tuxedo that is too small. You then must kidnap baby Hitler and raise him as your own son. After years of caring for the child, you develop an attachment to him. You love your son, Hitler. On Hitler's 9th Birthday you get him an indigo blender. You convince Hitler to make apple cider using only green apples. While Hitler is blending the green apples you take his head and shove it into the blender, killing him slowly. Take the blender and time travel back to present time and fly to Minnesota. Walk into McDonald's with a tv you bought from across the street, and drink the apple cider while watching Family Feud.

Midwestern Hilter Apple Cider 360 Surprise

by RonRonson69 January 18, 2020

Apple Cider Dick

Apple cider dick is the culmination of all things holy. It occurs when an extremely intoxicated person has a stinger (aka a raging hard-on, and they cannot drop the kids off. In other words, the poor individual is unable to blow their load and continues to rub to complete chaffage. Its a double edged sword; it feels great for a while, until it hurts (extreme ball hurt).

Example: I was trying to bust on this bitch's face, but i had apple cider dick and it cock-blocked me real hard.

Example: I was so drunk, that when i attempted to rub-off with my rabbit fur, i went two for tango with my balls for about 3 hours; fuck apple cider dick.

Example: A anonymous person's life

by MSpicer February 22, 2007

alaskan apple cider

This is the act of inserting your penis into a females vagina followed by urinating while it is inside

Marshall gave me the best alaskan apple cider last night, and it felt amazing.

by alaskan guy March 14, 2017

Apple Cider

Apple Cider is produced from apples by a process of pressing. It is more sour and cloudy than conventional apple juice. The bad thing is, this stuff gives us some of the nastiest shits/runs/squirts ever. Be prepared to drop a more watery form of a fudge dragon if you drink some of this stuff.

Dude man, I was in the bathroom forever yesterday pondering why I drank that one gallon of Apple Cider.

by JaketheSnake311 October 16, 2007

apple cider vinegar

Random thoughts in my head

"Hey what are you thinking about"

"Apple cider vinegar"

by AshIsDead October 3, 2021

Vaginal Apple Cider

When you get down with your girl and squeeze the juice from apples onto her body to lick it off, but some goes into her pussy and tays there for days at a time and is finally released through urination. The juice in the pussy can result in a positive pregnancy test.

Shauna: Craig!!!
Craig: What's wrong Shauna?
Shauna: Remember last night?
Craig: Yea...
Shauna: I got checked and they think I'm pregnant!
Craig: Oh, it's probably just vaginal apple cider.

by t-niggs432 October 18, 2006