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apolojizz

The cum that comes from make up sex
and then I apolojizzed all over her face last night after we argued.
by Fuckin Tim September 25, 2008
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Apolojizz

1. When you apologize to a girl for being a dick and then you suddenly bust a load all over your pants so when you get a hug of reconciliation from her, she sees the dark blue spot on your pants and then runs away in fear that you liked her.

2. An apology you don't want.
1. Guy: "I am really sorry Elise..."
Girl: "Well...I guess its ok, come over here and give me a
hug."
Guy: "Oh my god..."
Girl: "Ahhh! Did you just apolojizz? You Sick Bastard!"

2. Girl: "I didn't mean to sleep with him...you are the only
one I care about! I swear!"
Guy: "Shut up...I don't want your apolojizz.
by Charlise November 2, 2007
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Apolojizz

To apologize with the intention of getting some; To apologize profusely in hopes of receiving sexual favors in return
After cheating on her with Erica, Sean was apolojizzing all over the place to Amanda
by sexii_mamii March 4, 2011
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Apolojizz

An orgasm after make-up sex.
Your apolojizz is excepted.
by Thug Life 69 May 19, 2009
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Apolojizz

An apology made by a man after a case of premature ejaculation
John: "So how did it go with Sarah last night?"
Steve: "Not so good.. things kind of ended a bit.. too fast..."
John: "Oh, I see. I hope you gave her an honest apolojizz"
Steve: "Yeah, I apolojizzed over and over again. We're going out again tonight"
by Slim P and El Punkt May 14, 2011
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Apolojizz

The act of using sex as a formal apology.
"Dude, I heard Dev called Sammy a bitch!"

"Yeah man, we all think he should go apolojizz"
by GENEROUSteve April 25, 2012
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Apolojizz

He got to excited and apolojizzed, leaving her unsatisfied.
by Spider Borland October 3, 2010
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