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apologize

To make excuse for or regretful acknowledgment of a fault or offense.

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World, I apologize for George W. Bush's actions.
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Apologizing

a sex act where the man stands in the tank of a toilet
Jared is apologizing to his mom
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apologize

kissing Jesse Jackson's ass in an attempt to ask for forgiveness for offending the African American race. (As seen in South Park episode 1101)
Jesse Jackson: "Apologize. Kiss it."
Randy Marsh: "You want me to kiss your-"
Jesse Jackson: "That's right. Apologize."
by c_y_ January 4, 2008
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apologize

when rolling dice, if you throw a loser 2-3-12 on the first roll, you need to apologize by rolling a 7-11 winner on the next roll. usually accompanied by a snapping of the fingers.
As you throw the dice, "Apologize!"
by cregets July 14, 2007
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Apologies

A way of appearing to say 'sorry' when actually you mean "fuck you for highlighting our mistake. We'll fix it, but not to please you. Don't think I'll forget this any time soon".
"I can see that there's an error on the latest budget report. Apologies for that." George Osbourne, 2013 Budget announcement.
by Fray Brentos December 16, 2013
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Apologization

The act of apologizing and a casual manner, usuallly in a non-serious way without meaning.
girl: I'm sorry that I kicked you in the balls

guy: oh. okay

*girl rolls her eyes.*

Apologization is always the key to unrealistic peace.
by Keru-Chan March 22, 2010
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Apologize

verb
1. It's when you accept the fact that you wronged someone, possibly made an irrational judgemental based on hearsay.

2. The act of harming others feelings unintentionally and not realizing the consequences that it may bring.

So, you apologize to the person/people that have had the displeasure to being subjected by the ill-behaved.
Trevor: " I apologize for being so harsh on you mate, I really didn't mean it. I may not be perfect but I assure you that I'm definitely not one who inflicts deliberate misconduct to cause emotional harm"
Sarj: "No worries bruh, we understand".
by Clinton & Efan Degoumois February 3, 2018
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