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Person 1: So what's Peter up to today?
Person 2: Smokin' weed, you know the usual.
Person 1: Man Pete's AOD (Always on Drugs)

Pimp 1: Get your ho's, today's the lapdance-a-thon
Pimp 2: I got AOD (Ass on Demand) I don't need no lapdance

by T7T7T7T7T7T7T7 August 29, 2006
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Angle of the Dangle... Refers to the Angle and size of a woman's breast while applying cocaine to them to generously snort, while gaining the bonus of having your face on boobies.

AOD can also refer to a game where (typically coked out guys) will pretend to pass out (slowly falling to the ground) but stopping themselves before ever coming in contact with the ground, it's kind of a "who's balls are bigger" test, which can go badly if you don't control your AOD, you can end up on your face.
Lisa has great AOD!

<pretends to fall> OH DAMN Tim, GREAT AOD!
by Amfek May 27, 2013
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Adrenaline overdose. Used after a heart-pumping or terrifying experience. Generally used in that moment where you've just narrowly avoided instant death.
Damn, AOD much?
Or
Dude, that was a total AOD
by Tofino for life June 27, 2011
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CursedZ: I BEAT AOD
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Ronna couldn't cope with the idea of having AOD
by Dabrien May 07, 2017
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Abbreviation for "Afraid of Dick"

Usually referring to a girl who is nervous or afraid to give hand jobs, blow jobs, or play with a dick.
John: Hey Cindy, you wanna do somethin? ..Handjob maybe?
Cindy: Uhh.. I have to go. I'll call you later! *thinks: Oh gah I wish I wasn't AOD!* -runs-
by Penis Love September 28, 2006
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when u won a release against AMN you are aodsih
by pornoking September 10, 2003
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