.9.Antonio Banderas Is The Time Wizard.9.

.9.Antonio Banderas Is The Time Wizard.9.

.9.Antonio Banderas Is The Time Wizard.9.

by .6.9.7.6.ArimorylulA.8.3.0.5. October 7, 2025

The Antonio Brown

When your girl is watching bible study videos, so you sneak behind her, vigorously masterbate and blow a huge load on her back.

My girl wasn’t givin’ me any unless I watched bible videos with her, so I hit her with The Antonio Brown

by fftbrando September 12, 2019

The Antonio brown

The A.B. or The Antonio brown.... when you turn on the gospel channel then call your girlfriend in the room... While her back is turned to you watching the television you ejaculate onto her back as she runs out of the room pissed off you take her favorite piece of furniture and throw it out your window onto the street below....

Kyles girlfriend was being a cunt... So he gave her The Antonio brown to straighten her out...

by Tls9211 September 10, 2019

the playhouse san antonio

A collection of sassy mc-sasspants who are taking over the San Antonio theatre scene like whoa. #PlayhouseProud

The Playhouse San Antonio produces high quality live theatre
that inspires, educates, and entertains audiences of all ages.
Our passion is to connect our community to the world at large
by telling stories that reveal the truth of the human experience.

by CC Brinkley May 14, 2015

the antonio brown

When a Man stands behind a woman unknowingly and surprises her by cumming on her back

Yo man I pulled the antonio brown on that girl while she was watching the real housewives last night

by themanbearpig1 September 11, 2019

flying to san antonio

When you need a new vibrating neck pillow to masturbate with, and you need a cover story to go buy one. Because seriously, nobody you know just has one lying around that they use all the time. Not to mention the cashier who ALWAYS rings you up for these things, and probably knows your secret. You're just flying to San Antonio this weekend!

Taken from a BuzzFeed video about women and their first time masturbating

"I'm flying to San Antonio again, mum. Think you could grab me another vibrating neck pillow while you're at the store? I ran the batteries dead in mine."

by stonetastifulrumptious August 10, 2016

The Antonio Brown

When someone comes in your while sleeping and gives you a blowjob. You wake up to it but pretend your still asleep. Complete in their mouth while yelling your own name.

He tried to come in my room and give me a BJ while I was sleeping. He tried The Antonio Brown on me at universal studios.

by Meowboo1 July 14, 2022