altering the boy

term common among Catholic priest and used to describe the process of sodomizing a young acolyte as an initiation into the service of the priest and (and this is a purely incidental benefit) for the base sexual gratification of the priest.

the process of altering a young boys future by initiating him into homo-erotic behavior

what your uncle did to your cousin

Aunt Tittie: Cousin Johnny sure is an odd young man. He has so many nervous tics and habits.

Aunt Vaggie: What a shame and after Father Dicklicker spent soooo much time with him.

Aunt Tittie (light bulb above her head): Oh my, do you think Fr. Dicklicker was altering the boy?

by drpoonandtheteenangels August 27, 2009

aftering

When you re-wear a piece of clothing without washing, febreezing, or rubbing deodorant on it when you really should.

I hate to be the one to tell you this but you've been aftering your ex girlfriends scarf for two weeks now. Its getting out of hand dude.

But if I wash it her scent won't be on it anymore.

Don't try and tell me she smells like rotten cup of noodles and burnt hair.

by Lollllaaaa November 5, 2015

Angmering

The largest music scene in Britain, with parties going on all day and all night and booze being consumed like there is no tomorrow.
"Rave City"

Dude 1: Hey, do you know where we can get wasted tonight?
Dude 2: Yeah, I hear there is a HUGE rave going on in west sussex, teh Angmering endz.
Dude 3: Sounds like a party

by Jannah Barley July 23, 2009

George Costanza Answering Machine

A George Costanza Answering Machine is when you record a ridiculous greeting people hear when they call your answering machine. It comes from an episode of "Seinfeld" where George's greeting is himself singing a song off key to avoid talking to his girlfriend.

I HATE calling Paul when he isn't home. He has a George Costanza Answering Machine.

by VFL98 August 26, 2014

fireplace answering machine bullshit

n.- anything that sucks or is completely pointless.

I'm sick of all the fireplace answering machine bullshit paypal puts you through to create an account.

by Grams of Justin April 5, 2005

Angering

A verb of anger , just used as a way of making someone more angry

Now I have to find my way home , without angering my dad.

by Mo.dawg April 5, 2019

Antlernymph

A word based off of SiIvaGunner's rip of Field of Hopes and Dreams, which parodies ANTONYMPH by Vylet Pony.

Instead of Fluttershy from MLP-fame, it includes the Noelle from Deltarune, thus Antlernymph.

Dude, have you seen Noelle? She's totally an antlernymph!

by doddledefines December 23, 2021