autorection

When you are driving or being driven and you suddenly get erect

Oh man yesterday I had an autorection

by Fox.7 December 11, 2016

Anticerection

When a male gets an erection from anticipating some sort of sexual stimulation. Quite the opposite of derection.

Fred: So this chick was talking about giving me a BJ while we were making out.

Joe: Did you get an anticerection?

Fred: Yeah, man I was sure she'd notice.

Joe: That would've sucked.

by The Goon Platoon May 13, 2009

Anorection

1. An erection that occurs as a result of something other than sexual arousal/stimulation, a hard-on with no "appetite".

2. A penis that, when erect, reveals to have neither been a grower nor a shower in its flaccid state.

a. "I had an anorection when I woke up this morning."

b. "I was so disappointed to find out he had anorectile issues."

by 7amza123 March 7, 2014

antefection

The opposite of perfection, ie every single thing you can think of. Consider infinite and finite.
Forms:
Adj. Antefect
Verb. to antefecate
Adv. Antefectly

"You're not God, you're just an antefect little dog!"

by Gravitron March 12, 2005

Anorection

An erection brought on by an incredibly skinny woman (e.g., Mary-Kate Olsen, Kate Moss, etc.).

"Dude, I saw this twig bitch walking down the street today, she gave me an anorection."

by Clam_Diggity July 3, 2016

Autorection

When you are driving in a car and u suddenly get erect

Man yesterday was crazy! I got an autorection

by Fox.7 December 11, 2016

Antiaction

Opposite to "reaction" this word meens any object that isn't being affected by any physics whatsoever, even air even just thinking about this object will make it a reaction because your "reacting to it" I guess.

This word kinda transcends reality

"Don't you hate it when your toaster antiactions and just floats"

by Papa hecker December 11, 2024