Antioch

being opposed to an "och"

"Is she antioch or pro och?"

by Anonymous October 31, 2003

Antioch

A forum's worst nightmare.

OMG!! This 'Antioch' fag has signed on as 4 different people! WTF?

by Ghost Freeman October 29, 2003

Antioch

the best highschool football team in the U.S.

ANTIOCH SEQUOIT FOOTBALL RULES

by Sonnenburg November 18, 2008

antioch

city in Califonia, epitome of bay area suburbia with the hang-out highlights being Wal-Mart and a movie theater; often known as the "Yoch"

"Get's get out of the Yoch and do something fun in the city."

by GracieLay March 16, 2005

antioch

The best suburban city in Contra Costa County, part of the "925" and also known as Yoch and Anti-Yoch. Antioch's dramatic increase of African-American residents from Oakland and San Francisco has led Antioch to be affectionately nicknamed "New Oakland" but all Antioch residents know Antioch is 5,672,489,762,489 times better than Oakland could ever be. Home of Deer Valley High, and another lame high school called Antioch High. The students who attend the middle schools are all sluts and potheads, but Antioch can still get hyphy and be as ridiculous as any other major city. 94531/94509 are it's two zip codes.

Let's chill at the skate park afterschool.
Is that in Antioch?
Duh, across from Deer Valley, nigga.

by Yadiggamajig925? June 24, 2006

antioch

(Referred to by King Arthur in Monty Python and the Holy Grail) Place of origin, of which the Holy Handgranade was made and obtained until used against the beast guarding the cave (of Kire Bannor) entrance (not just a rabbit).

Sir Galahad: "We have the Holy Handgranade."
King Arthur: "Yes of course, we'll use the Holy Handgranade of Antioch. Brother Maynard, please bring us the Holy Handgranade of Antioch."
::Die es Jesu domine, donne e is requiem::
Brother Maynard: "Armaments, Chapter 2, Verses 9-21"...

by MrObvious March 17, 2005

antioch

Best hood in Cashville, Tenekee BEYOTCH!

Antioch is dat shit BEYOTCH

by blackprince April 3, 2005