antigasm

A rather unpleasant experience, with equal negative intensity to that of the positive of an orgasm. Antigasms balance the universe

Shut up Rachel, your negative attitude is giving me an antigasm

by Anthony Appleton July 26, 2005

Antiguan Bowflex

Initially, each partner must perform a brief low-intensity workout, in order to get the blood flowing and prepare their bodies for the deviant sex acts to follow. Furthermore, due to the endorphin release from exercise, the participants will be mentally prepared and aroused, enabling a more successful, passionate experience. Next, the receiving partner must sit or lie on the ground, with their head in a reclined position, representing the "weight bench" element of a real Bowflex exercise device. Upon moving, the giver must be seated so his testicles rest in the receiver's mouth, making sure the jaw is spread enough to facilitate deep-throating of the shaft and balls. Then, the receiver must extend and flex their arms out in a chicken wing manner, creating the actual Antiguan Bowflex. Now, the partners can get to the heart of the position. Squatting up and down, the giver dips his entire package into the mouth of the receiver, in a "facefucking" manner. While this requires an experienced fellater, the orgasmic potential of such technique is boundless. An additional benefit of the position is that the flexing inherent in the dipping procedure can postpone climax and enable a better experience for both partners. Furthermore, participants with enough balance and dexterity can offer the receiver a reacharound, ensuring an enjoyable event for all.  Aside from the sexual benefits, this move also offers exercise and flexibility enhancements, making it truly versatile and valuable.

I needed to spice up my sex life, so I hired a cheap hooker and tried out the Antiguan Bowflex.

I was warned not to confuse the Antiguan Bowflex with other, more dangerous Latin-America-themed. sexual maneuvers, such as the Panamanian Root Canal, the Chilean Piledriver, or the Costa Rican Egg-Beater.

by Garth "Gravy Cannon" Horowitz November 24, 2010

Antigay

someone who is agianst faggots or to disaprove of homosexuality

i am proud to say i am an antigay

by christophorus August 22, 2010

antichamp

n. Cool, fresh, and/or awesome; the opposite of champ.

Last night's episode of Glee was SO FUNNY! Definitely antichamp!

by Hasotweb May 22, 2011

Antiguans

Antiguans can be bare rude. But those mum's there's no running from the slipper I swear to god. But they be leng like the beaches

Guy 1-Damn she fit
Guy 2-but rude asf
Guy 3-must be one of those antiguans

by Nunya business ✌🏽 February 2, 2020

the antigravity clit

is when you hang her up on the bungee cords and then bang her while she's swinging back and forth like a monkey on a tire swing, when you cum you must say the mission has landed, drop kick her through a wall, and then leave her suspended. she won't be able to ever have an orgasm without your assistance again.

so i gave my girlfriend the antigravity clit the other day, and she can't even look at me without getting shivers down her spine.

by thetruegemini December 19, 2016

antigay

antigay is what you call a person when they are in a group of the opposite sex. usually applicable to females with male friends. antigays need to possess extreme masculinity or femininity to prevent from being dubbed just gay

joe: hey you guys wanna watch a movie?
bryan: hells yeah im in.
patrick: yeah count me in too!
bryan: so thats just us three? dude thats gay, this isn't highschool
joe: no its cool i marla's commin along too
patrick: sweet antigay!
joe: yeah goodjob her.

by bitosin February 21, 2009