anti-poon

a person who ruines any chance of scoring with the oposite sex.

wow, i was about to get laid last night and then big jon showed up and was being a total anti-poon

by shady-mac January 11, 2008

anti-poon

Looking and/or acting like a goomba. Having a ridiculous small head on a disproportionately large body.

Hey Josh lets crush some box. O wait we have to babysit that idiot goomba toepp. He is the anti-poon

by Adam Stoltz May 15, 2008

anti-poon

a friend or loved one that repels sex for anyone they come in contact with. Female version of cock block

You get laid last night?
Fuck no I went to the bar with anti-poon

by CRV January 11, 2008

anti-poon

a person or persons who scares chicks no matter what.

man jay is such a "anti-poon", i really could of nailed that girl but jay scared her off by just being there.

by buddah16 July 31, 2009

anti-poon squad

A group of 3 or more males who, at all times, avoid and/or repel women. Some anti-poon squad members can be identified by their nervous shuffles and lack of eye contact. If you see the women in the room quickly leaving by way of making up lame excuses there is an anti-poon squad member among you.

Girl: Oh hi.
Anti-poon squad member: Hello, are you excited for the new Call of Duty to come out?
Girl: umm...I have to...go put air in my tires.

by bobbyvee November 7, 2009

anti-poon tactic

Any action that hinders or delays the receiving of poon.

Being amish is considered to be one of the highest
anti-poon tactics known to man.

Speaking, looking, or acting like Richard Simmons is an anti-poon tactic.

Having a tatoo of your ex girlfriend's name anywhere on your body is an anti-poon tactic.

by Hott4u6908 September 11, 2007

Anti-Poon Missile

Cumshot to the eye.

'RRRRRRRRRRRRR ANTI-POON MISSILE TO THE FACE!! CHANG! CHANG!!'

by Yeti Legs June 3, 2009