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norton antivirus

I just norton antivirused my pants
by Anonymous September 11, 2003
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Norton Antivirus

a piece of fucking ballsucking ass raping butt licking vagina smelling piece of dog anus penitrating narwald ass fingering piece of shit that does nothing and warns of viruses that cannot be ridden.
Norton Antivirus Finished scanning my computer. "Found 7 Viruses"
To get rid of them upgrade to pro
..
Worst piece of ass licking cunt fucking shit.
by Mr.Anonymouz June 18, 2011
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norton antivirus

norton antivirus slows down my computer significantly more than McAfee which is bad, the parent company should be wiped off the face of the earth...
by extreme133 June 14, 2010
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Norton Antivirus

Norton Antivirus is the pinnacle of stupidity and annoyance. First developed with the intention of making its users reach the peak of insanity.

It comes installed with your newly bought PC, which already makes your PC worthless.

Even when "uninstalled", it intends to hide in your registry just to scare the living shit out of you when your PC crashes.

Worst program ever created. Takes up too many resources on your PC. Whoever this Norton guy is, I hope he's dead.
Sorry, you have to pay for Norton Antivirus to supposedly protect your PC, which is obviously BS.
by BBoy Preacher December 16, 2008
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Antivirus Plus

A virus that imitates real security software and "scans" your computer, giving bogus viruses in an attempt to scare you into giving them your credit card number.
Antivirus plus? What's that? Oh no! 32 threats found? Malicious software detected? Here's my credit card number! Charge me any amount you'd like!
by Skelwor January 25, 2010
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AntiVirus Xp 2009

A bastard virus that disguises itself as antivirus and infects your computer with phony warnings that you are being invaded.

Removal: Malwarebytes full scan in safe mode. Try google
Antivirus XP 2009 : Warning! Your computer is infected, Antivirus XP 2009 will begin raping you through your ear now.

Me: Noooooo *begins getting ear raped*
by Seamoan March 26, 2009
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antivirus

Software designed to detect and eliminate wordvirus/wordes on a computing system.

Maybe as well anti-biotics.
"My antivirus caught a stupid wordmIRC/word worm"

"You shouldn't swallow floppy disks, tss tss. Never wordswallow/word without reading the label!"
by BelgainDSoul August 11, 2003
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