st. anselm's

Most Atheletic School in the USA...

St. Anselm is the best team in the PVAC the #1 league in America

by Dj ppls November 3, 2004

Saint Anselm College

A small ass college thinking it resides in Manchester NH but it actually is in Goffstown. Chances of you getting an A on anything is slim to nothing. Girls have way to much respect for themselves to put out on a regular basis. Most people become alcoholics to deal with their struggle. Weekends are the only plus. Food is overrated. Known as the SAC meaning Shitty Ass College.

Guy 1- I am getting laid this weekend.
Guy 2- Lets be serious you go to Saint Anselm College

Guy 1- I go to Saint Anselm College
Guy 2- Oh damn that just sucks.

by Unknown Man 666 March 8, 2011

st. anselm's

A small boy's school in NE DC known for its rigorous academics. Conducted by Benedictine monks, the boys are taught at a very young age to be afraid of the opposite sex and to study until their brains explode. Girls are not intimidated by their intelligence, but rather astonished at their failed attempts to socialize. Social skills do not come to "Abbey Boys" until the later years when they learn to not care. Then Kairos changes everything and it's all good once again. There will always be at least one girl from any given girls school who is unhappy with at least one Abbey Boy and at least one girl from the same school who is very happy with at least one Abbey Boy. Sports are not the Abbey Boy's forté, but they give it an honest effort every once in a while.

Catholic Schoolgirl: I went down to st anselm's and found a really cool guy!

Catholic Schoolgirl's BFFAEAEAE: Oh yeah well I hate his classmates. They said they were too good for me.

by Ruben January 19, 2005

st. anselm's

a school where the number of people who go there is fewer than the number of people who paid to see glitter.

what else really needs to be said?

by i love STA's guys anyway August 10, 2004

st. anselm's

They have no sister school. They have no social lives. They have no athletic program. But they'll always be better than Gonzaga!

St. Albans guy: You go to what school?
St. Anselm's guy: It doesn't matter. Atleast im not a Gonzaga fag.

by God's Not Purple July 29, 2004

st. anselm's

A school that can't compete with St Albans, Landon, Prep, or Gonzaga on athleticism, wealth, girls, or good looks.

An abbey boy likes to study not party. He likes to play video games not sports. He likes to hit on Stone Ridge whores not NCS girls.

by glad i dont go to anselms July 27, 2004

st. anselm's

a school with guys that no holton, visitation, holy child, holy cross, or ncs girl would date. only ugly stone ridge girls.

"Eww. That stone ridge girl goes out with that st. anselm's guy."

"Whats st anselm's?"

by anonymous July 5, 2004