the condition that occurs following extended time spent playing angry birds while using the
toilet that results in the loss of regular leg function due to numbness...
may also cause ring around the ass. (a relative of the "crippler shit" that also causes leg numbness due to
long bowel movements)
Dave went into the restroom and saw me lying on the
floor of the handicap stall next to my cell phone. He said "what the hell is
wrong with you?" I said "I just
beat 14 levels of angry birds.....I CAN'T WALK, I got ANGRY BIRD PARALYSIS!!!"