Anesu

A Zimbabwean name "meaning god is with us." Anesu's are BEASTS in bed, fights, and will snatch your girl no questions asked. But Anesu's are kind, thoughtful, creative and make the best friends ever. These niggas will smash on almost ANYBODY who attempts to do ANYTHING to them. Anyone who tries to punk Anesu will get smashed on. And weather or not its a female can make the ''smash'' part different . When it comes to roasting Anesu's can either cook you alive or leave you with some light burn marks. Anesu's are the best people in the world. If Jesus came back he would be an Anesu. Gods middle name is most likely Anesu.

Guy:"yo that dude stole my, slept with m:y mom, and after I confronted him he made a diss track about me and sung it to the whole school!"
Guy 2:" Bro lets go jump him then!"
Guy:" Naw bro he's an Anesu."
Guy 2: Well R.I.P dude you are screwed

by Pugington von Unicorn Dracula June 3, 2018

Anessa

a sexy chick, cool, laid back, and fun to hang with. But don't piss her off,

cause she will unleash the furry! A good friend, great mother & an awesome

lover!! (so I've heard)

adj. describing a whole lot of whoop ass!

#1 : "Oh no you did'nt!!"

# 2 : "Oh yes, I did!"

# 1 : "Oh no you did'nt!"

# 2 : "Yes, I did!!"

# 3 "Did you see the Anessa that she just delivered onto that Biotch??"

# 4 : "Yeah, I betcha she'll think twice, before doing that again!"

by Scotties girl February 5, 2010

Aness

If you’re name is Aness you probably have one of the biggest booties in the world

Aness came in 1st place in the big booty contest of course.

by Aness123 May 2, 2020

Aness

A fucking bitch that has a thicc booty tryna get tiktok famous

“Stop being such an Annes, Vanessa.”

by Kim corgidasian June 25, 2020

Anessa

Anessa is a quite weird person. Depending on the Anessa you get, itll always turn out to be a good one. Anessa is usually a friendly person ready to take on the day with lots of funny scenarios and jokes a long the way, but if you catch the sad and depressed Anessa, it is heartbreaking to see how broken she is at the time. When Anessa is sad it isn’t just a day or so, it’s usually for a few weeks, now i wouldn’t call it overall depressed but deeply sad for a medium period of time. Now sometimes if you do happen to find a depressed Anessa it’s hard to find the origin of sadness and she will be quiet about the whole thing and not very attention seeking like by blurting our all the time phrases like “I am depressed asf and i wanna die” type phrases but very quiet and if she talks to you, know she trusts you a lot.

Anessa, you are a weird mother fucker....

by urlocalmemer November 30, 2019

Anesu

The type of girl you will never want to forget. She is smart, popular,crazy, beautiful, great with making new friends, extremely fun and a great friend. She has her ways of showing friendship like biting, sitting on you and punching you. Anesus are the type to tease you a lot. But at the end of the day they are the people that cry with you especially when it is a book or movie. They are the people you can trust with your life. Boys fall easily for her.Anesu is loyal when it comes to relationships as well but be careful, she will make fun of you when you supposedly have a "crush" on an ugly guy on tv.

1: I hate anesu
2: why
1:she is all that , what do they even see in her
2: well, she is gorgeous
1: SHUT UP YOU ARE MEANT TO BE MY BOYFREIND NICK!

by **dis**c.hi.ck** August 21, 2017

Aesus

The form of Jesus mixed with the stereotypical asian. He does everything Jesus does but with an asian flair.

Jesus' blood is wine.
Aesus' blood is tea.

Mary was virgin.
Wong was an asian hooker.

Jesus was a Jew.
Aesus is a communist.

Jesus was a carpenter.
Aesus was really really good at math.

Jesus was crucified by the mighty Romans.
Aesus was killed when his for gt400 was stolen by the United States government and swapped for the death trap that is the Toyota prius.

Jesus loves everyone.
Aesus loves everyone that eats at his chinese restaurant.

by dr. mcjesus101 March 10, 2010