Ancient

Fucking old

My mum is Ancient

by Flipity flopity September 1, 2017

Ancient

Slang which originated in Oakland, CA
Bootsy, Lame, stupid, Wack, Weak.

Blood you hella ancient.
You hella ancient for that outfit that you wearing

by DBLOCK August 11, 2003

ancient

Seminal Black Metal outfit originating out of Norway in 1992, though lineups have changed, the band is still going strong.

Ancient is signed to Metal Blade Records.

by In Extremo May 26, 2004

ancient

Old, beyond any living memory. Also a first name or nickname. Used in shakespeare's play Henry V to refer to something risqué or funny.

Anchient Pistol, ye, dog!

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

ancient

Outstanding, excelling in it's category.

Originating in Horseshoe Scout Reservation, MD.

Man, that shirt's Ancient!

by w@ng December 28, 2005

The Ancient Web

The earliest sites and chunks of data that made up the first foundations of the world wide web. Data that has been lost to the depths of the internet and no longer retrievable.

In contemporary terms The Ancient Web is made up of the lost history of the internet sometimes view able on thewaybackmachine or other archives that exists in time before the fall of geocites.

The term will perpetually be changing to consume greater swaths of the history of the internet until clearly defined eras are identified.

"I remember a story from years ago, but it is lost to the ancient web."

by Viroodiem October 29, 2018

Ancient Fucks

1)The group name give to Comedian Adam Buxton and Chat Show Host Jonathan Ross by Actor Richard Ayoade in a rant on the second episode of The Big Fat Quiz of Everything 2016

2) Disrespectful name given to any group of older people. Also Ancient Fuckers

Person One: Why are you so late?

Person Two: It took me forever to get off the bus. I was stuck behind a couple of ancient fucks.

by Demorn Rapeskaeshe November 6, 2017