analknight

A heterosexual man who has turned to the dark side of the force.

x: Hey Luke, is Dave still going out with Kim?
y: Why do you ask me this?
x: I dont know, I guess I like her.
y: No man, Dave has turned to the dark side of the force.
x: What? Kim is a fucking goddess, why would Dave turn into an analknight?
y: Idk.
x: Anyway, ill comfort her at Jays party tonight.

by ricefarmer February 21, 2009

Analatio

Oral sex on a colon that has descended from a prolapsed anus

Holy cow...you gave that chick analatio?

by Analatious June 28, 2010

Analanphetahoe

A person who will take it up the ass for some methamphetamine. She actually likes it and brags about how anal she is to any one with as much as a dime bag.

Dude, my sister has been an Analanphetahoe for so long, im surprised her guts don't fall right out on the floor!

by ChuckyX1909 June 4, 2009

Analbania

The gayest place on earth, bordering Serbia, Macedonia, Montenegro and Greece. It is the oldest and most important country on earth, and it invented every form of sex. It's anthem is the intro of every porn site, and it has just under 7 billion inhabitants.

Im going to Analbania!
You are already there

by Burak Breschnjew January 24, 2023

Analation

Analation is where you get fucked so hard in your anus that your intestines explode with rainbow streamers which then attract homosexual people and they get in on the action too

Kyle: You should've heard me and Jims Analation last night, he Analated me so hard that I had to be on my guard for gays all night
Thomas: Oh, man. That's got to be tough

by Jimmy The Boss Man September 25, 2013

analand

a place to experience mind-blowing anasms.

John got a ticket to Analand for Valentines Day and had the best anasm of his life.

by John-Erick July 16, 2008

analalisation

an idiot's version of analysis

i can't watch the analalisation of this match, it's boring

by disheartened July 7, 2010