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analknight

A heterosexual man who has turned to the dark side of the force.

x: Hey Luke, is Dave still going out with Kim?
y: Why do you ask me this?
x: I dont know, I guess I like her.
y: No man, Dave has turned to the dark side of the force.
x: What? Kim is a fucking goddess, why would Dave turn into an analknight?
y: Idk.
x: Anyway, ill comfort her at Jays party tonight.

by ricefarmer February 21, 2009