The young boy who is twisted by the dark side in Star Wars Episode III.
Also a 'villian' who actually ends up being the victim, when we learn the truth.
Also a 'villian' who actually ends up being the victim, when we learn the truth.
Star Wars Fan 1: It's so sad he's such an Anakin!
Star Wars Fan 2: Yeah I always thought he was a baddie but he's actually a goodie!
Star Wars Fan 2: Yeah I always thought he was a baddie but he's actually a goodie!
by Jedi Master Luna January 31, 2006
by SBB! November 9, 2004
The most amazing person ever! Will put a smile on your face whenever it's needed or even when you don't. Very caring guy who will treat a girl like she's always dreamed. Adorable(: Can make your heart skip a beat just thinking about him. the perfect one♥
My boyfriend is such an Anakin(:
by Ninja QK April 12, 2011
He is brave, sarcastic, perfect, and strong. His smile is to die for and his laugh could stop the world in its tracks. He is beautiful, in all aspects. A lover of a variety of tv shows and excessive movie marathons, he is sure to find a witty pun to send make you wet your pants. He is put simply, one in a million.
by growing_pains September 16, 2014
A person who is giving too many fucks about a given subject in relation to the person who does not care.
Jerri: Shut your face agree with me
Kieran: I am sorry Anakin, look at all the fucks I give .. look at them all.
Kieran: I am sorry Anakin, look at all the fucks I give .. look at them all.
by faramon April 11, 2013
The dimwitted husband of the equally dimwitted Padme Amidala. Was possibly even more whinier than his wife and that was probably the reason why Obi-Wan let him burn slowly and agonizingly at Mustafar. Inside, I bet, Obi-Wan was dancing with viscious glee knowing he had finally got one back at:
1. Qui-Gon Jinn for making him promise to train the stupid brat.
2. Anakin himself for putting up with the brat's shit for over a decade.
Obi-Wan could of easily nuked Anakin out of existence but instead he choose the sadistic path of immolation as his ultimate and final revenge on this sad son-of-a-slave-bitch. Anyway, back to the Galaxy's biggest whinge-bag. Throughout the new trilogy Anakin alternately whines about his life, his mom, his life, his mom, etc. etc. how it is so unkewl he isn't made an uber-l33t Jedi master by the Council blah blah. Padme being the dimwit she is thinks this is Anakin being deep and soulful, and falls in love with him and worst still... has sexxors with him and produces spawn. Yeah, well it is PADME. Anyhow, when Anakin isn't bitching his ass off, he spends his time thinking about how schmexy Padme is and how he desperately would love to hook up with her and make babies. Unfortunately, (perhaps fortunately for him), his pipe dream comes true and we are all forced to witness the worst love scenes ever as a result of this.
At this point, even the viewers are frothing with insane rage at this man or really, over-grown teenage boy. Obi-Wan feeling the audience's pain concocts up some bullshit story about Anakin, feeds it to Padme and watches as their relationship goes downhill so he can finally jump in, slowly and painfully kill the bastard and thus release not only himself but the audience from this horror of a character.
However, despte his lack of intelligence, whinginess and disgusting amounts of Padme fawning, Anakin does happen to possess two tools that work to his advantage. He, like his wife, happens to be in possession of extreme good looks and thus most female Star Wars fan being so dazzled by his good looks forget he is a total dickwad and like Padme disgustingly drool all over him. His second tool is that he turns into Darth Vader. Darth Vader is badass. Darth Vader is awesome. Darth Vader said 'NOOOOOOOO!' and suddenly he isn't so scary anymore. Damn you George Lucas! Or we can all convienently forget about that piece of horrible VA and directing, and focus on the rest of Vader's badassery. Even if we aren't half as scared anymore.
1. Qui-Gon Jinn for making him promise to train the stupid brat.
2. Anakin himself for putting up with the brat's shit for over a decade.
Obi-Wan could of easily nuked Anakin out of existence but instead he choose the sadistic path of immolation as his ultimate and final revenge on this sad son-of-a-slave-bitch. Anyway, back to the Galaxy's biggest whinge-bag. Throughout the new trilogy Anakin alternately whines about his life, his mom, his life, his mom, etc. etc. how it is so unkewl he isn't made an uber-l33t Jedi master by the Council blah blah. Padme being the dimwit she is thinks this is Anakin being deep and soulful, and falls in love with him and worst still... has sexxors with him and produces spawn. Yeah, well it is PADME. Anyhow, when Anakin isn't bitching his ass off, he spends his time thinking about how schmexy Padme is and how he desperately would love to hook up with her and make babies. Unfortunately, (perhaps fortunately for him), his pipe dream comes true and we are all forced to witness the worst love scenes ever as a result of this.
At this point, even the viewers are frothing with insane rage at this man or really, over-grown teenage boy. Obi-Wan feeling the audience's pain concocts up some bullshit story about Anakin, feeds it to Padme and watches as their relationship goes downhill so he can finally jump in, slowly and painfully kill the bastard and thus release not only himself but the audience from this horror of a character.
However, despte his lack of intelligence, whinginess and disgusting amounts of Padme fawning, Anakin does happen to possess two tools that work to his advantage. He, like his wife, happens to be in possession of extreme good looks and thus most female Star Wars fan being so dazzled by his good looks forget he is a total dickwad and like Padme disgustingly drool all over him. His second tool is that he turns into Darth Vader. Darth Vader is badass. Darth Vader is awesome. Darth Vader said 'NOOOOOOOO!' and suddenly he isn't so scary anymore. Damn you George Lucas! Or we can all convienently forget about that piece of horrible VA and directing, and focus on the rest of Vader's badassery. Even if we aren't half as scared anymore.
"Anakin is like Padme, all pretty, no filler!"
"Some people say Luke is not Anakin's son. That's wrong, they both share the common trait of whinginess and disgustingly fawning over a girl, this is particularly disgusting when it comes to Luke though."
"Some people say Luke is not Anakin's son. That's wrong, they both share the common trait of whinginess and disgustingly fawning over a girl, this is particularly disgusting when it comes to Luke though."
by Master Tonberry II June 8, 2007
A fucking amazing guy that is hot as, gets all the girls. Sporty and good gamer kid. Is awesome in the bed and knows how to party!
by Bill, Steve August 27, 2018