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Amusement park buddy

Guy 1-You gonna take your amusement park buddy to the amusement park?
Guy 2- My amusement park buddy has already been on all the rides there 10 times. Amtrak doesn't offer the number of rides she's already been on, it's not just a rumor, its true. I'm not the only amusement park buddy of hers.
Guy 2-Boo, you're not the only one who's got to get rid of her.
Guy 1-She's got one less amusement park buddy, even if she's got all the amusement park buddys she needs already.

Treat your Body like an Amusement Park 

To masturbate. Originally appeared on "Seinfeld," where George is visiting his mom in the hospital and his mom says, "I go out for a quart of milk. I come home and find my son treating his body like an amusement park!"
"You can really treat your body like an amusement park sometimes, I can hear the sounds when I'm outside!

DelGrosso's Amusement Park 

A small amusement park located in Tipton, PA. Contains traditional park rides with untraditional employees.
"All yuns want to go to DelGrosso's Amusement Park?"

Play With His Amusement Park 

A person is generally a male who masturbates or obsesses about masturbation
I saw an older guy with a corvette in a handicap spot without a tag waiting for his son to go get his viagra prescription, so he can play with his amusement park.

Lake Compounce Family Amusement Theme Park 

The greatest place to be in Connecticut during the summer. If you need a summer job you have a 95% chance of getting one here. Working here is one of the greatest experiences ever if you love working outside and you are a people person with A LOT of patience. Rides is the greatest department...and one of the main reasons why we have guests. If you are like me...you will live at this place and this place will be one of the only things in your life that makes you happy.
Young girl goes to Lake Compounce Family Amusement Theme Park her entire life...Goal for when she grows up: to work at Lake Compounce. She gets a job there when she is 16, becomes overly obsessed and wants her ashes blown over the lake after she passes away and gets cremated.

Employee becomes overly obsessed with the Lake that she actually creeps her coworkers out and her manager cracks jokes.

Abusement park 

A place of unusually high attraction for pedophiles, frotteursists, catholic priests and other victomizers of unsuspecting, innocent children; ie. church, rectory, sanctuary.
Thanks to sustained unforgivable behavior and scandalous policy, leaving a child unattended in the abusement park is not recommended.
Abusement park by YAWA June 5, 2015