I thought this was America

Something you shout at the police as they arrest you for getting drunk and starting fights at your son's little league game.

"For what? Arresting me for what? I'm not allowed to stand up for myself? I thought this was America. Huh? Isn't this America? I'm sorry, I thought this was America."

by TontoTheScalper July 18, 2016

Gold Bless America

US Corporations are emerging as the new religion of the 21st century. Bow before the alter of finance, power, greed and corruption - where monetary policy replaces prayer, and redemption arrives only when Wall Street results exceed analysts' expectations.

CFO: "If we can successfully promote 3,800 full time staff to the Adaptive-NS contract position of consultant resource specialist before the end of the year, we should easily beat the street, and I have every expectation this will be reflected in the common stock - well before the "B" Options expiration's date."

CEO: "That means a bonus equivalent of almost 25 million before the end of the year? Am I correct?"

CFO: "Yes sir. Indeed, you are correct."

CEO: "Well then, let's get those staff "promotions" completed before the holidays. Can you do that?"

CFO: "Yes sir. I already have a meeting scheduled with HR."

CEO: "Gold Bless America!"

by HR Adaptive-NS Consultant October 13, 2009

Americonium

When an American child speaks their first words of nationalistic indoctrination.

Inspired by the word 'meconium', a baby's first shit

Little Chad expelled Americonium into the classroom, when he said "America is the only free Country"

by America is the bad place October 17, 2021

America's Got Talent

A show with contestants and judges who contradict the title every single second the show's on the air.

Why do David Hasslehoff and Sharon Osbourne get to decide who's talented and who's untalented on America's Got Talent?

by dilary huff August 30, 2007

America’s Ass

Captain America’s sweet, thicc, luscious ass cheeks; an ideal location for increased glycogen storage due to the supersoldier serum and the exercise he partakes in whilst kicking the vastly inferior asses of others; the muscular perfection of Steve Roger’s gluteus minimus, gluteus medius, and gluteus maximus; an exemplary example of dummy thicc buttocks; the area over which the super spandex of Captain America’s super suit where stretches the most; the only ass that was a recipient of complements from both Tony Stark and Steve Rogers in the movie Avengers: Endgame;

America’s finest ass, engineered by a german scientist to perfection.

Hrrrrnnggh Tony im doing whatever it takes but im dummy thicc and the claps of America’s Ass cheeks keeps alerting Thanos

by Thicc cheeky April 26, 2019

Americlap

Derogative term for American. Refers to their perceived tendency for being very easily amused and clapping at inappropriate times.

MFW Americlaps applaud after movies

by ARealName July 22, 2012

Africoon-Americoon

Africoon-Americoon is the latest in politically correct references to a race of beings, many many of whom ain’t cuttin it in society. It has evolved from: negro --> black --> african-american --> africoon-americoon. They have the misconception that these ridiculous titles will somehow GIVE them some kind of dignity. The key word here is ‘GIVE’ and not ‘EARN’. What it actually does is define them as a subculture that most people wish didn’t exist.

Negro, black, african-american, africoon-americoon………. whatever they call themselves, they’re still just niggers.

by The n-i-g-g-e-r Larry Major March 28, 2013