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Asstunnel

A person or entity that is full of shit. An ignorant self righteous moron.

Originates from the bittorrent index site Meganova in response to a Cease and Desist letter received from MediaDefender following a leak of confidential internal e-mails.
Dearest little asstunnels,

Let me start of by thanking you for your pitiful attempt to have your emails removed from the entire internet (the thing that says www.). In no way we feel obligated to fulfill your request, as a matter of fact any organization that tries to harm this site and the bittorrent user in general can expect nothing more from us but a big fuck you!

In case you haven't noticed, this site is located in Europe (I hope you can point it out on a map) where your stupid copyright claims have no base. But fair is fair you guys did suffer over the past week so here's bit of advice to you guys:

* Fuck you!
* Fuck you again!
* Fuck you again and again and again!
* Fuck you again and again and again && again!

There is no way you can stop this, your emails have been published on more then a centillion websites. And if there is anyone who is going to start a lawsuit it will be us suing you for attempts to sabotage the integrity of this site and many others.

Have a very nice day,

Markus
by b0n9 October 3, 2007
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A lawyer who sends a DMCA takedown notice to a website, but doesn't word it properly, or doesn't realize that the site isn't located in the USA, and therefore has no legal standing.
"Dearest little asstunnels, Let me start off by thanking you for your pitiful attempt to have your e-mails removed from the entire internet," Meganova's response says. "In case you haven't noticed, this site is located in Europe (I hope you can point it out on a map) where your stupid copyright claims have no base. But fair is fair you guys did suffer over the past week so here's bit of advice to you guys: F*** you! F*** you again! F*** you again and again and again!"
by genericName1582925 October 3, 2007
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asstunnel

Term of abuse equivalent to "asshole." May have originated as non-English speaker's attempt to translate that term, appearing in a letter from Torrent site MegaNova to MediaDefender's lawyers, in response to attempts to shut them down.
"Dearest little asstunnels, Let me start off by thanking you for your pitiful attempt to have your e-mails removed from the entire internet..."
by Dwortfarquhar October 2, 2007
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asstunnel

Humorous mutation of "asshole" used to describe Mediadefender and it's not-so-threatening take down notices to a Scandinavian server host, Meganova.
Dearest little asstunnels, Let me start off by thanking you for your pitiful attempt to have your e-mails removed from the entire internet... In case you haven't noticed, this site is located in Europe (I hope you can point it out on a map) where your stupid copyright claims have no base. But fair is fair you guys did suffer over the past week so here's bit of advice to you guys: F*** you! F*** you again! F*** you again and again and again!
by Letharis October 8, 2007
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