alspaugh

The missing link between Pteridactyls and the Human race

Alspaugh is a fucking bird

by Denard February 3, 2010

Alsina

The last name MILLIONS of females want.

Girl I whish my last name was Alsina, August Alsina would be marrying me

by InkD.Roses July 11, 2015

alipate

The sexiest in Fiji

Wow Your so sexy like Alipate

by anonymous October 8, 2020

Alspazz

A lovely spazz of a gal, lives in a world filled with Frank Iero and Bille Joe Armstrong

Oh haii alspazz!!

by alltimejoe November 4, 2011

Alsiraat

A place like hell that charges you for pointless things

Me: they charged me for every step I took and the whole place was on fire
Friend: yeah it’s such an Alsiraat

by 6ix9ins slave July 30, 2019

Alspenis

The town of Alpena, Michigan is often referred to as Al's Penis. It is full of rednecks and polocks. Mullets and mustaches are not exclusive to men, and can most likely be seen on the women shopping/working at Walmart. The poor people buy Natty Light and the more wealthy folk can afford Busch Light. Activities in this town include drinking while:

- at bonfires
- hunting
- at work
- eating
- hanging out with friends
- fishing
- going to class
- doing yard work
- watching the high school football game
- golfing
- shopping at Walmart
- sleeping?

There really isn't a situation where it is not appropriate to drink in this town. The woods is always within close proximity and the cops aren't very fast, making running from the cops while at a huge party a past time for kids of all ages.

Person 1: If you had to describe the entire town of Alspenis in one object what would it be?

Person 2: A camoflauged 30 pack of Busch Light.

by AtownMadness December 13, 2009

Aliphobic

When people decline/hate on anyone named "Ali" or "Alisa"

Person 1: Ali is such a bitch
Person 2: You are just being Aliphobic
Person 1: Yeah i guess you are right

by xBlankface April 13, 2017