Alonso

When you suck so bad at something you need to get on you're knees to participate in the activity.

X didn't make the team so he pulled a alonso to participate.

by Cgonzalez132 November 22, 2016

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Alonso

A football player for Chelsea football club. Also a verb for killing someone with a car

Georginho: I'm gonna go for a drive, gonna Alonso someone.

Pys: Anyone see where Lewis went?
Riley: Yeah I Alonso'd him

by GeorginhoCFC April 5, 2019

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alonso

Has a huge Dick that other people swallow

Alonso gets his dick sucked

by AOL March 13, 2019

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alonso

A north american, usually mexican, video game obsessed child. Also is a naive child who doesn't know what a hard drive is. Also known to love sony own 3 playstation 3s and 4 PSPs.

Dude: I need a PS3
Dudette: There must be an alonso on our street that we can steal one from

by Random Al Saud May 26, 2008

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Marcelo Alonso

Just a boy that is good and does no wrong. Earth doesn't deserve this boy.

Person 1: God, that guy's such a Marcelo Alonso...
Person 2: Don't insult Marcelo Alonso like this!
Person 1: What?
Person 2: Marcelo Alonso is above all of us, y'know!
Person 1: Oh! Right, sorry.

by vic san December 13, 2019

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A Two time World Drivers Champion, whose poor behaviour/rants distracts everyone from the fact that he is ACTUALLY a good driver. He is currently driving at Ferrari. He is only a handful of F1 drivers who can drive fast with somewhat difficult cars. An excuse for his two W.D.C's at Renault is that Michale Schumacer was old at Ferrari, but this is open to debate.

"Fernando Alonso."

Guy1: Hey, have you heard about Alonso?

Guy2: Yes, a twat and a good driver at the same time.. Shame...

Fernando.A: (during a race: team radio) Where is Lewis?
Team: (radio): He was second, and after drive through he IS second.
Fernando.A: (radio) NOT FAIRRR!!!! ;(

by I_Got_Wood October 19, 2010

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