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Megan Allysa

Objectively very hideous 35 year old loser who lives on online message boards stalking and comparing herself to strangers all day long. Makes up fake stories and lies about her life when in real life she gets no male attention and all males find her repulsive. Uses forums to pretend to be the beautiful woman she wishes she was offline as a form of escapism. Obsessive and envious over younger women who get men in real life because she's an incel virgin who is too ugly to get a man.
"Wow man this girl keeps creeping up on my page"
"You got yourself a Megan Allysa!"
by Joppa Lee May 20, 2020
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Allysa

Allysa is a nice person. She will protect her family, her friends, or whoever that she loves. She will never forgive someone that hurt her feelings. Can’t control herself when she bump into a guy that she has a feeling toward it.
Allysa’s bestfriend : OMG that’s him! (The guy that Allysa love)

Allysa : Please what should i do?!
by A random nice person November 22, 2021
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allysa

a kind, thoughtful and curious person who loves to understand more about the world. allysa is a cheerful girl and has an amazing sound of laugh. she is so funny and love to joke around . Her smile is wonderful as her face . And allysa will be a successful women one day.
random 1 : “i have a friend name allysa”
random 2 : “you are lucky”
by anonymous July 15, 2025
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