Alternate Facts

Despite popular belief, an alternative fact is not a lie, but a fact derived in an alternate reality or parallel universe. These facts are often hard to verify as all data and analysis doesn't leave the alternate reality or universe where it was derived. Furthermore most people are not able to access the alternate reality or universe, as it requires special abilities reserved for those with a wonton disregard for logic, and zero cognitive dissonance.

Trump: Hey Pence, Nickelback is the best selling band of all time! We need to book them for the inauguration.
Pence: Save your alternate facts for the media and twitter.

by Taco Corp January 23, 2017

Alternate Google

Many versions of www.google.com.

poogle, kizoogle, and froogle are all Alternate Googles.

by flclimax1 November 24, 2007

Alternate BH-ing

Boob harassment. The act of intently observing a pair of boobs. It's BH-ing, but with boobs instead of ass.

A bitch is walking down the hall, better do some alternate BH-ing.

by The BH-ing Club April 25, 2013

alternateAU

The shortest man on Twitch, possibly in the entire world. Also got grass for hair and is a huge furry weeb femboy.

Biggest plonker in Austria - the AU stands for Autism
Addicted to weeb impact gambling sim -$500 OH NONONO

Oh yeah that alternateAU bloke? Yeah he's a dodgy geeza, odd bloke ent he.

by Neva69 October 24, 2020

Alternate Dimension

An existence that is parallel to our own. Often thought to contain replicas of ourselves in various or similar forms but never the same. There can be infinite Alternate Dimensions, but never one exactly like our own.

Dimensions are Alternate Realities, Times, Universes, and Lives all in one.

In an Alternate Dimension, I am a Dog.
In an Alternate Dimension, I am a Cat.
In this Dimension, I am a Human.
Professor

by Professor Theory April 18, 2010

alternateen

A teenager who, in an attempt to break societal norms and quotas, dresses, acts, and listens to the same "alternative" music as the majority of other disgruntled teenagers. Piercings, unnaturally colored hair, band t-shirts and a general air of angst and contempt are usually required.

I just saw a gaggle of alternateens at the mall fondling a cardboard cutout of Limp Bizkit.

by ice September 5, 2002

alternate facts

Lies

The Trump's administration's use of the term alternate facts will aid in their quest to create a post-truth world.

by Rangerpoof January 24, 2017