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alfonso

dark, muscular, hot. loves sports, mainly football. preferrs mango butter globs smushed on his face. complete goofball. watch out, when he farts, he kills plants and bugs that are around. likes to be a tour guide when he drives people around and has a ridiculously good sense of direction. he is very funny, definitely knows how to light up a room. sexy eyes. easy to fall in love with.
alfonso
by 2hehehohohaha2 February 12, 2010
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Coliseum Alfonso Pérez

Spanish football "stadium" situated in Getafe, a town nearby Madrid, that stadium is known for its poor rates of attendance each match, urban legend says "When someone find a Getafe's supporter at the Coliseum Alfonso Pérez, the world will end"
When someone find a Getafe's supporter at the Coliseum Alfonso Pérez, the world will end
by AdrianB_ June 6, 2013
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Alfonso

A short dark skinned Male person with a big heart. Alfonso's are often very sensitive and shouldn't be expected to indulge in activities that they think will harm them. Though they have a tough outer self, once you get to know them deeper, you find a kind and caring individual who has a soft spot for assholes like me.
Aww, you're such an Alfonso!
by Colton Silverquill February 21, 2020
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john alfonso

A very funny, caring and sweet kind of guy. He can make you laugh even in your saddest day.

Though they have a tough outer self they can be the most caring and affectionate person that you've ever met.

They have the biggest and genuine heart. <3
by Unknownimous* June 7, 2021
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Alfonso

Alfonso is the most kind hearted man in the world. He’s the kind of guy that you want to be friends with just because of how genuine he is. He has a silly sense of humor and a huge heart. Alfonso is extremely intelligent too. He is the kind of boy that a girl would be lucky to have. He is a gentlemen as he opens the door for his romantic partner and family members. Alfonso is a blessing to this earth! He is a great friend to have. He is shy at first, but when he is comfortable, his extroverted side shines!
Jimmy: I’m sorry for your loss
Victoria: Thank you. It’s okay, Alfonso has been keeping me company every day.
by Carly Shaza November 22, 2021
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alfonso

the most caring and sweet guy youll ever meet. he cares and will always be there for you, hes very tall and comforting and you feel safe in his arms
you see him hes such an alfonso
by alfonso bubs November 19, 2021
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Alfonso

Alfonso is not cool
80% homosexual
90% has a big ass
Guy 1: hey I like roblox porn

Guy 2: your an Alfonso
by sicknewcoolname February 14, 2022
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