Alfie deyes

A shitty British vlogger

Alfie Deyes uploaded a new video...a year ago. It's just vlogs now.

by Johnoliver'slover April 19, 2018

Alfie sainsbury

Absolute legend. Great at everything.

Person 1) Who is that guy who all the ladies seem to be attracted to?
Person 2) Oh, that’s Alfie Sainsbury the super cool dude

by Acton Bell February 18, 2022

Alfie Moment

When someone does something dumb or silly / mess up.

Person 1 : Why cant you play ps4 ?
Person 2 :i broke my PS4 again
Everyone : Alfie Moment

by itzkevzz February 15, 2021

alfie hair

To complete mess up your hair style,

to make your hair look rediculously spikey and messed up
not a good look

Damn it this wind is going to give me alfie hair

by MattM210 May 30, 2017

Alfietime

the magical tipping point between 15:59 and 16:00

its alfietime, im going home to jerk off

by ALFIE69 November 25, 2022

Alfie

Alfie is a person with a massive cock and is really buff. Every Alfie i know is always wearing sweatpants so he can show off his giant penis.

"hey look its Alfie"

"how do you know you've never met him"

"cant you see his big elephant cock trough his sweat pants and his giant fucking mucsles"

by alfieisnotamankeymonkey June 20, 2022

Alfie

A very sexy boy who can get any girl and people know him mr steal your girl and very smart boy

Alfie is sexy

by LOLXDBESTAPP January 23, 2019