Alice Cooper

Shock rocker. Inspired Manson. Is so badass Chuck Norris checks his closet for him.

The boogeyman checks his closet for Chuck Norris, but Chuck Norris checks his closet for Alice Cooper.

by Save_UsMMIV February 25, 2009

Alice Cooper

To Blow your load in a girls eyes with mascara which will make it run, making her look like Alice Cooper

I gave my girlfriend the Alice Cooper last night. Damn that mascara ran. Rock On!

by SunnyDeez March 19, 2009

Alice Cooper

Lasted from the early 60s to 1974.
Vocalist still tours under the name, though the band stopped playing long ago.

Band Members:

Vincent Furnier(aka 'alice')-vocals
Glen Buxton- Lead Guitar
Mike Bruce-Rhythm guitar/organ
Dennis Dunaway-Bass guitar
Neal Smith-Drums

Discography: Pretties for You, Easy Action, Love It To Death, Killer, School's Out, Billion Dollar Babies, Muscle Of Love, Greatest Hits.

asshole: Hey did you go see that Alice Cooper concert?

me: Hell no. I was born too late. Plus, there's no way they could ever re-unite, Glen's dead.

by blue turk May 25, 2009

Alice Cooper

When, after a long gagging blowjob, a load of cum is sprayed on the face, thus smearing eyeliner/eyeshadow, creating a runny trail of makeup, resembling the seminal theatrical rocker Alice Cooper.

I gave an Alice Cooper to the most unassuming bridesmaid last night back at the Fairmont.

by Derange May 22, 2009

Alice Cooper

is when you're banging a chick and you say mean, hurtful things in order to make her cry so her mascara runs down her face.

I gave my girl an Alice Cooper last night.

by rudeboyrude May 09, 2008

Alice Cooper

The greatest rock and roll artist to have ever lived, but people still somehow haven't heard of him at all. He started in the sixties with his first famous album being Love It To Death, which included the song I'm Eighteen, and following up with albums such as School's Out, Killer, Muscle of Love, Billion Dollar Babies, and Welcome To My Nightmare, which is about a boy/man named Steven who is in a nightmare. In the late 70's, he went into rehab due to his alcohol addiction, which almost killed him. During this time up until 1983, he was still touring and making albums. He finally got out of rehab in 83, and took a break until he returned with his comeback album Constrictor, which included an amazing song called Teenage Frankenstein. He became even more popular in 1989 with his hit song Poison from the album Trash. More recently, in 2011, he released the album Welcome 2 My Nightmare, which continued on the story about a boy/man called Steven, who also appeared in more earlier albums, starting at Welcome To My Nightmare, Goes To Hell, The Last Temptation and some other songs in other albums. In 2017, he released the album Paranormal, in which he collaborated with his original band members, with whom he had split up with after Billion Dollar Babies. Now, he is still rocking hard and touring like he was in his twenties, when he is in fact 70. Hopefully he can release a couple of more albums before he is forced to retire. Rock on Alice!!

Jason: Hey Bill, you know Alice Cooper?
Bill: Hell yeah I do!
Jason: Well, I saw him in a concert last night, and he was amazing!!
Bill: WHAAAAT?!?! I'm so freaking jealous! What songs did he play?
Jason: He played Poison, School's Out, Killer, Woman Of Mass Distraction, The World Needs Guts, Billion Dollar Babies, No More Mr. Nice Guy, Feed My Frankenstein, Brutal Planet and some more! You should definitely see him soon!
Bill: Man, I definitely will soon! He's so awesome.
Bill and Jason: WE'RE NOT WORTHY! WE'RE NOT WORTHY!

by thedepartmentofyouth April 18, 2018

Alice Cooper

he used to be cool, but then he sold out and did a Staples back-toschool commercial mocking his song and kids who like summer. What a sell-out

Girl-"YOu said school was out forever."

"Actually, I said "School's out for summer." Nice Try"

by Mike August 23, 2004