the excuse you give your mother that you’re sleeping over her house or hanging out with her when in reality you’re with your boyfriend getting that dick.
chick: hey mom!! i'm going to alyssa's tonight. she makes amazing brownies and oreo truffles. mmm, so excited!
mom: okay sweetie.
*arrives to boyfriend's house*
chick's mind: ahh, the alyssa alibi.
mom: okay sweetie.
*arrives to boyfriend's house*
chick's mind: ahh, the alyssa alibi.
by the cute hopeless romantic August 3, 2011
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1. respect alix as a leader
2. do not steal cult members and make your own culr
3. DO NOT feed the bear
1. respect alix as a leader
2. do not steal cult members and make your own culr
3. DO NOT feed the bear
by dr.alix April 13, 2007
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When you stand up or defend a known rapist through coersion, blackmail, collusion or simply your own perceived personal gain that comes as a result of your false referencing.
by Ranchgirls January 15, 2023
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Who is that person crying laughing and screaming “Go girl! That’s my bitch!”?
-That has to be ALIISA
-That has to be ALIISA
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