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The Alan

The act of masturbating and trying to ejaculate into your own face.
Steve was masturbating to a video and right when he was about to cum he did "The Alan" and aimed his cock into his own face and shot his load.
by Alan S. October 2, 2007
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Alan Rickman

Most famous for his sex god voice. Alan Rickman has icons such as the fabulous Severus Snape in the Harry Potter saga. If walking with a girl whilst she sees him, beware, she will most likely scream and drool.
"My gf dumped me the other day"
"What Happened?"
"She saw Alan Rickman and said i didn't have a sexy enough voice for her"
by snapesangel26 February 7, 2009
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Alain

Don't try to impress Alain because he knows you are full of shit
by Dr Marvin Candle November 23, 2021
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chav-alanche

A large group of chavs and chavettes walking down the street or hanging around on a street corner, smoking and sometimes drunk. Like an avalanche, you may get swallowed up bt the crowd, and possibly killed by the cloud of smoke and cheap perfume that lingers! It is recomended to stay away if at all possible!
'look out mate'
'what'
'that, quick run!'
'help us...chav-alanche!!'
by **fairy** July 16, 2008
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Alan Rickman

The best british actor who ever lived. Known for his part in the Harry Potter movies as Professor Severus Snape. Has been acting for over 50 years. Has the most romantic voice. And is the sexiest 60 year old on the planet!!!!!!!!
Alan Rickman looks good in a long, black, greasy wig.
by SDMALO September 3, 2006
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adianna

one of the most beautiful girls you will ever meet. they are always happy and try their best to put you in a good mood. they change themselves for others which is a bad habit of theirs. they get all the guys, because of their personality. they are so funny kind and everything else you want in a girl. if you break up with her, know she won’t have a breakdown and will just go find another guy, because they’re all lined up for her. if she starts to snap you, take advantage of the time you have. talk to her a lot. if she trusts you, don’t take advantage of that because she doesn’t trust many people. if she’s in a bad mood, it’s serious because she tries to hide her feelings. if she tells you something you better believe her because she doesn’t lie unless she has to. if you date her, know she won’t be too clingy and won’t want a housewife life. if she asks what’s wrong, you should tell her because she can help. don’t leave her out of anything, she will be very upset. understand if she’s ever mean to you it’s for your own good. if you have her, keep her, you won’t find another like her anytime soon.
wow, adianna’s great
i know right!”
by xellax June 7, 2019
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alianna

A beautiful, wild girl. She likes an adventure but can also be innocent. She is very outrageous in the sense that she is outgoing and speaks her mind. She is a courageous and fearless young soul with a gentle heart. Though her heart has been damaged and her back has been stabbed, she doesn't let other people bother her. She is comfortable with herself even if she is insecure. She is love.
I want Alianna.
Isn't Alianna just lovely?
I got to find me an Alianna.
by PurestHeart July 7, 2014
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